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do you ever want to have babies
It’s only my dream. I don’t think I’m ready at the moment, but whatever life tosses at me, I’ll take. But yes, I do want a little Jake Gyllenhaal running around.
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how does it feel to have anne carry your child?
Is this a trick question?
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you stole taylor swifts virginity?
Well this was random. What is up with all the random anons, huh?
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You love me.
…..you’re a strange man. But that’s okay.
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This is fucking happening. Can we please?
We’re taking a trip to South Africa and getting ourselves an Okapi or whatever the fuck.
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Well whatever happened in that jungle, I'm happy it did.
……sounds like some animals had an orgy and that animal is the product of it.
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Don't. I'm just weird.
I only know two of those. I feel so uneducated.
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I'll look into that.
I feel like you should open up a zoo for under appreciated animals. That way you can educate the world about them and also help them feel more loved.
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Half fucking zebra, half giraffe, half horse, I don't even know. They're the shit though.
What’s an Okapi? I don’t know how to Google.
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Aren't they badass though?!
Okapi? Googling it. They look trippy as fuck, dude. Half giraffe, half zebra? I don’t know.
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[text] You can't do that to me now. And... would you mind waiting a few minutes? Or use the backdoor it's open. I'm kinda in the bathtub having a nice time.
{text} I could. If I was careful? No, I'll still to verbally hitting you. you're texting in the tub? not sure how i feel about this.
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From now on, I'm going to love the under appreciated animals. Anteaters, Elk, Okapi, Aardwolf...I mean, fuck, they're all so beautiful and cool looking. I want a pet Okapi. Someone get me a Okapi. Google it if you don't know what it is. Fucking majestic as hell.
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[text] I will use the baby to win arguments, you can't even hit me. Hah. I will at life. And you don't have to come.
{text} I wouldn't hit you anyway. I would just....playfully tap you to prove my point. Or tackle you. I mean, either way. Ha. I'm outside your house so I win.
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[text] Yep, it's confirmed you're asleep and I felt like shit for nothing. Goodnight. Love you and I... want you here.
{text} I'm coming over now.
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