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receiving concerned texts from loved ones

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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.

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I love responding to homophobes on Twitter with glitter gifs of the virgin mary and promising I’ll pray for them bc 9/10 they’re prots and they get even madder

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aroace flag but it's colorpicked from this image of tintin :)

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aren't you a bit old to be thirst posting like this tho?? 🤧

catch me thirst posting on my deathbed the grind never stops

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Hey Clue Crew!

I totally forgot to tell you all!

So last October, I went on my honeymoon to Mexico City (wonderful and beautiful city full of history–highly recommend if you get the chance). The first day, we went to the museum of anthropology. A huge place!! You could seriously spend the entire day there!! And being the Ancient Mexican Culture nerd that I was (all thanks to SSH), I was in love. ♡♡

There was a room dedicated to Mayan culture, which was amazing and full of all Mayan antiquities!

Making SSH jokes the whole time.. you know, Normal Things people do.

"The Mayans loved Jade!"

But as we toured the whole area, I casually mentioned to the husband unit, "you know, the Nancy Drew Game puts a LOT of emphasis on King Pakal...but I don't see any mention of him anywhere??"

My complaint had impeccable timing! There was a staircase leading to a downstairs area? This was the only place that had a downstairs portion.

It started leading to a crypt looking area...

And then!

The cinnabar! The jade mask!! The tomb!!

King Pakal!!

I had a great time.

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starting a conspiracy theory that misha collins came out as bisexual because he experienced so much workplace homophobia on the supernatural set that he momentarily forgot he was actually straight

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happy april 30th!

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keep seeing nonleafs folks discuss our current Issues and have to be like. if you are not three rocket richards deep in auston matthews' neuroses you are not qualified to speak on the matter... get back in here as soon as you can give us a thesis on willy's alienation as the only swede in the core and his relationship to calgary alberta

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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at this point 2 sunny days in a row makes me feel like im on fucking adderall or something

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no context mystery of the seven keys trailer

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anyways, follow my duckblog @transcaballeros lol

#dwd