jadeclaymoresworld

[jadeclaymoresworld]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[jadeclaymoresworld]

make your own foot scrub

[jadeclaymoresworld]

What is that?

   Safe passage.

[jadeclaymoresworld]

2x01  /  2x16

[jadeclaymoresworld]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[jadeclaymoresworld]

"Octavia kom Skaikru... is victorious."

Marie Avgeropoulos as OCTAVIA BLAKE THE 100 4x10 | 'Die All, Die Merrily'

[jadeclaymoresworld]

[jadeclaymoresworld]

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

[jadeclaymoresworld]

#7+7=14+1=15 #3+3=6+1=7 #answer = 75

[jadeclaymoresworld]

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

[jadeclaymoresworld]

I really like how many of the world’s most iconic structures and places are just right next to some of the most mundane stuff imaginable, for example

Stonehenge

Is right next to a busy road

The Pyramids of Giza

Are at the outskirts of Cairo

Niagara Falls

Are part of the town of the same name

And Agrippa’s Pantheon

Is crammed inside downtown Rome

It just so interesting to notice.

[jadeclaymoresworld]

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#polls

[jadeclaymoresworld]

supercorp hot and sweaty part 2

[jadeclaymoresworld]

[jadeclaymoresworld]

[jadeclaymoresworld]

MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

[jadeclaymoresworld]