catch me crunching up aspirin tablets in my mortar and pestle like an old timey apothecary
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please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume
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Siouxsie Sioux vs Ophelia by John Everett Millais
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I can’t get over the effort this guy put into sending his boyfriend nudes in the year 1922
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brought a kiss to the knife fight
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everybody who doesnt like mint chocolate chip ice cream is unsexy and a coward
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🍃🌼💫🌃
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So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.
Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.
I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.
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Norman, Oklahoma, RA Clayton
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new kanken🌿🌾✨
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stunning sunset today~
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