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Peoples mental state would be a lot different if they remembered all the times they made people laugh instead of all the times they failed
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If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where, and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
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Your phone doesn’t autocorrect when you’re typing in all caps because it thinks you’re really angry and it doesn’t want to get involved.
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Going to bed without having to set an alarm is one of the most satisfying feelings ever
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Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves
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Snow that doesn’t stick is disappointment rain.
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What if, when you die, you find yourself in an alien body, holding a bong, around a bunch of aliens asking you “how was it?”
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Sucking on hard candy is just drinking flavored saliva
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