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passed chem and kept coughing in the exam hall call me walter white 💯

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In my English exam I had to write about this weird ass man then half way thru the essay I realised it’s a dog

#I didn’t read the source properly #nd I kept yapping on abt zoomorphism LMFOS

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thought it was the weekend today

#fml

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asmr crushing your skull

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I wish I didn’t need to sleep tbh

#I would b so much more productive

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shut up mom Im figuring out my sex type

#these ads wilding

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Skoliosos the musical

#skoliosis

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how do people know who to marry

#arranged marriages r my thing tbh

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Pissng

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Dreaming about biryani

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Real

Hey WhatsApp stop making your stupid app worse

#I need WhatsApp to text tha fam💯

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6 exams 3 days time to lock in

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Been thinking about my glory days.. (when I was a sperm cell)

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stfu I need to find out if this random person on uquiz would have a crush on me

#uquiz

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unpopular opinion but peanuts do NOT🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ belong on poha

#I’m not a picky eater they’re jus gross #desiblr

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Pro Pal watermelon gang at it again.

Deciding our fates UwU

#we finna die ?? #damn

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me and the gang (online friends which i have never met)