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a genre of character that i really truly miss is the mentally ill escaped lab mutant. fujoshi creepypasta fans & emo furries were honestly kind of onto something there

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We invoke the Names;

🎵 Kotoko,

🎵 Jat-ro-tep

🎵 M'sar Daimonia,

🎵 Nagsanephim

🎵 Pikkol Pikkol Y'brat

🎵 ah-ah, ah-ah, a, ah-ah, ah-ah, a 🎵

#npmd #danganronpa #drae #udg #warriors in black

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I do suggest we invite Komaru over more regularly. She handed me a list of movies to watch together at some point. I feel it would be a waste not to use it.

I invited Komaru over for dinner at the Izuru pit. The invitation said +1 or +2 and she turned up with her one +2, as predicted.

They hardly fought at all at the dinner table, so you can tell Komaru was raised with a sibling.

We decided to put on a movie but they didn't want to see Bolt so I let them choose. It was pirates, which was sensible.

Despite a Hajime wandering in to complain about the juice being gone, then being chased out again with snapping blades and a gravelly shriek of "NO BOYS", this was a successful visit. Nobody was stabbed but it was not too boring.

Komaru says "the Izuru pit" is a weird address, but she clearly found the place successfully, so her complaint is meaningless.

#kamikura

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I invited Komaru over for dinner at the Izuru pit. The invitation said +1 or +2 and she turned up with her one +2, as predicted.

They hardly fought at all at the dinner table, so you can tell Komaru was raised with a sibling.

We decided to put on a movie but they didn't want to see Bolt so I let them choose. It was pirates, which was sensible.

Despite a Hajime wandering in to complain about the juice being gone, then being chased out again with snapping blades and a gravelly shriek of "NO BOYS", this was a successful visit. Nobody was stabbed but it was not too boring.

Komaru says "the Izuru pit" is a weird address, but she clearly found the place successfully, so her complaint is meaningless.

#tokomaru #komaru naegi #toko fukawa #fluffzuru

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The other Izurus appear annoyed for some reason. This is illogical, therefore I am disregarding it.

Anyone who is friends with us on GameRagerz Network, please do not be alarmed by our new profile picture, shown above. Chiaki asked me to change it to this and she deserves everything in the world so I did not ask further questions.

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Anyone who is friends with us on GameRagerz Network, please do not be alarmed by our new profile picture, shown above. Chiaki asked me to change it to this and she deserves everything in the world so I did not ask further questions.

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I am going to make a dating site called Luckies In Love. It will be full of pictures of Ultimate Lucky Students on dates and will offer prizes for giving them the nicest compliments.

This is called being on the ligma grindset.

#luckies...

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when I was a young grub 😔

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And now, a poem.

if you're brave enough anything is lickable even frozen lammmphphph

#haiku #fluffzuru

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If you believe your home or place of work or study to be infested by Enoshimas, follow these steps as soon as is practical:

Bring in one or more Naegi(s). These are the natural foe of Enoshimas, including their subspecies.

If male Naegi: kiss, ruffle hair, tickle belly, and improvise further techniques to elicit laughter, which is inherently painful to Enoshimas. If female Naegi: ask about favoured reading material. Appear deeply invested. Ask follow-up questions. If Enoshimas have not yet fled, begin to LARP the Naegi's favourite scenes.

Feed Naegi(s) in exchange for their time. No dried mackerel or firm-pressed tofu. Either prevent Naegis from stealing each other's tonkatsu or prepare additional.

#how to #pest control #makoto naegi #komaru naegi #junko enoshima #pickle junko #fluffzuru #kamuegi

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My servant says there is a Western festival concerned with my giving him spanks.

Of course there is a festival dedicated to him. That is sensible. But why only one, and why make it about percussive discipline? Ultimate Nanny assures me that that is counterproductive.

I shall decorate and display him instead. He will look adequate in ribbons, baubles and tinsel.

#holidays #fluffzuru #kamukoma

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mutuals do this (with your Nagito Komaeda)

#obey me. #it is for your own good (and his)

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mutuals do this

#avast...

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I am Unsmoothed...

#they performed smoothery on a reserve course student

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You just got LOBOTOMIZED by Hope’s Peak Academy!

Share this with all of your friends to TOTALLY LOBOTOMIZE THEM by HOPE’S PEAK ACADEMY

#funny pranque™

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my pants is big, im wearing big pants

i just walked in the studio and did the robot dance

just got mad cuz i just ate some tartar sauce

i just got in a fight with a ranchalasaurus

i got kicked out the spelling bee i couldnt spell thesaurus

ay what the fuck is a tarantulasaurus

learned from spongebob how to drive so i floor it

heard squidward laugh and he went HÆÃUGH HÉÅU HHÄGH

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Something buried years ago lies burning still beneath the snow.

#run reynard #it is inside you #but the running is not meaningless