i think accs should write at least 30 posts in dissertations to prove they get the story and chars first in order to qualify in mischaracterizing and indulging fanon content with their faves
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WHY DID THEY ANIMATE HER BREASTING SO BOOBILY
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When you're dissociating and someone asks you if you're okay
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how to grow the fuck up
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week
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the ones who bloom in the bitter snow
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sometimes you have to search up a character on your own blog just to see what a real one is saying about them
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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable
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girl help they are making me do my job at work
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(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty
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Is there hate in your heart? Is your passion discrimination and profiling? Do you enjoy browsing Facebook? We are once again hiring for airport security positions
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"why can't two guys/girls just be friends 😡😡😡" why can't you go and get a fucking job
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twitter is great for finding a person whos username is like ZL287635630JHSB67 and who doesn’t speak english and is drawing fictional characters with more raw skill than leonardo da vinci
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