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it kills me every day to know that lestat is a terrifying vampire combined with the savage physicality of a werewolf and then he opens his mouth and goes ouhlala ahh quais merdeuuuu pepepepe roooohlala allez teuteuteu

#vc

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Armand's podcast chiarobscuro on obscure art history is just him speaking in a monotone for 1 hour about 1 page of 1 illuminated manuscript nd it's coincidentally number 1 trending on pods because people use it as a sleep aid. but then sometimes in the middle of it he'll say something incredibly disturbing and a cult (haha.) following starts claiming there are hidden subliminals in it which are allegations Armand never acknowledges and which people on twitter roast but reality shifters on tik tok get increasingly into. Daniels podcast by/line is beat out consistently by pod save America which is totally fine and not contributing to his alcoholism or his divorce or his psychosexual obsession with armand. he won't listen to armands podcast as a point of principle except for when he puts it on to fall asleep and then gets weirdly turned on and then pavlovs himself into arousal every time he hears armands voice. one sided psychological torture. Armand's cult (haha.) following continues to grow until lestat's podcast lestat (self-titled) filed in culture & the arts blows up and usurps him even though its an hour and a half one-man monologue about quite genuinely nothing at all, though worryingly often, his mother. and Louis? well Louis isnt privy to any of this because he has a child to raise and zones out whenever lestat starts talking about renting out a bigger recording studio for his podcast so that he can have guests on and invest in sound equipment FOR CLAUDIAS FUTURE, OF COURSE. her college fund Louis! the dividends will go toward her college fund. ahaha. what is the definition of this: dividends. Louis gets curious and listens to lestats podcast but gets distracted by recommended for you: chiarobscuro, finds it interesting enough that he doesn't fall asleep, and mentions it offhandedly to lestat after telling him lestat (self-titled) is cute. lestat is distracted by the high of being told Louis likes his podcast but wakes up in the middle of the night sitting straight up in bed when he remembers Louis said "chiarobscuro" in passing at precisely 7:46am this morning. lestat who has armand in his phone represented by the 🕴🏼emoji from college (Louis doesnt know he knows him, lestat has never once mentioned him) calls him from the bathroom at 4am and demands he immediately end his podcasting career. armand who of course answered at 4am counters that they meet in a neutral location to discuss terms. at 5am lestat and armand meet at a park. lestat rages, scaring off several sunrise joggers and their dogs. armand allows this to happen in silence and then says look across the pond. at which point lestat does and sees a bedraggled 50 year old white man plodding along with bodega coffee. you needn't worry about your Louis, says armand. I have a different project. I have been implanting subliminal messages in my podcasts in order to lure Molloy into my thrall. lestat, grudgingly impressed, concedes and stops to get coffee for the family before going back home. Louis and claudia are delighted by the impromptu breakfast and lestat is offered a special shower time reward. before disrobing, and working quickly, he hacks Louis' phone (passcode claudia's birthday) and in a fit of true selfless sacrifice deletes not just Louis' subscription to chiarobscuro, but his podcast app as a whole--damning his own podcast to never again be heard by Louis but removing armand permanently from their lives forever. he joins Louis in the shower, stunned by his own genius. perhaps he will have that worm molloy on his show in order to thwart armands plans. lestat 2 armand 0. it's almost enough to ease the burn of armand telling lestat in their audio production class in college that he's too dumb to start a podcast

#vc #fave

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More Lestat

#lestat de lioncourt #vc

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medical professional calling my veins “juicy” = NO‼️‼️‼️‼️🚫🛑❌ illegal. Icky yucky disgusting

vampire calling my veins “juicy” = now hold on a minute. Hold on a second

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what would lestat have done if dora used a tampon

#sucked on it #vc #lestat de lioncourt

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Leslut de Lioncunt

#lestat de lioncourt #vc

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gabrielle de lioncourt

#vc #gabrielle de lioncourt

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sorry no i can't make it i'm sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day

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The vampires got a cat 😺🖤🦇 PART 1

#vc #lestat de lioncourt

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I like to picture TVL Lestat like. Writing his little notes to Marius all over town just fucking carving into a rock while he kicks his feet like he’s a teen girl in an early 2000s movie journaling. “Dear Marius, my mom is being sooo annoying. She wants to go live in the forest ugh! It’s so uncool. I just feel like you get me, Marius. I wish you could be my mom instead! Love, Lestat 💕 hope to meet you soon!“

#vc #tvl #lestat de lioncourt

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Recently discovered book armand and I'm afraid i need to squeeze him like a squeaky toy

#iwtv #vc #armand

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"We breathe the light, we breathe the music, we breathe the moment as it passes through us." Anne Rice, The Vampire Lestat.

#lestat de lioncourt #vc

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It's kind of depressing being in a class where everyone's married or engaged

#but he also he keeps saying mate and i cabt stop thinking of omegaverse

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"Louiee did u ever think that noticing race is the real racism?"

#vc

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i Don’t have any fetishes im just creative

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people’s princess

#armand #vc

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Dazed Magazine june/july 2006

#photography