person: will you be my girlfriend?
me:
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Petra Mede
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when you’ve got Eurovision at 9, but the French revolution at 10:
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All of your neighboring countries politely counting on you to vote for them like
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I’ll only rest in peace when the Vatican is sent to Eurovision and Pope Francis raps on stage
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12 points to everyone who hasn’t unfollowed me
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justin timberlake: knock knock. it's the united states. open the eurovision. stop having it be closed
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This Song Contest is about LOVE and FRIENDSHIP… until voting time.
Don’t repost: here is the original tweet
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Other European Blogs: I’m so sorry for the Eurovision spam.
Me:
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Best Eurovision memory has to be Graham Norton going “WE BUILT A TUNNEL TO YOUR COUNTRY” when France didn’t give us any points 😂
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