What do bakers and necromancers have in common?
They both want their creations to rise correctly.
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I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”
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let’s all take a break from the discourse to celebrate the fact that aubrey plaza came out as bisexual
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no moment like the present moment
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I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic wrappers.
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∙ I never know where to put a camera when I’m shooting carriages pulling away ‘cause there’s no emotion to drive it. But there’s the emotion — Joe Wright’s Commentary
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Me if I was superman
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power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”
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When someone asks what I’m smiling at on my phone
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after all these years i never thought id lose
tfw the world is ending and ur crush locks in his shop to read a book instead of spending time with u
(don’t tag as kin/me)
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