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Reportándome activa por si pensaban que ya me había muerto, no por completo aún, por el momento procedemos la madrugada con 10 líneas iniciales y como siempre no calculé cuánto moler bien y me quedó de más y como aquí nada se desperdicia pues a darle 🥴

Ando activa, alguien despiert@ Pa platicar? Manden mensajito, no busco sexo jaja de una vez les digo

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Hahaha yessss

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Just a gif of Mena Suvari in Spun, a dark comedy/drama played out with a cast of tweakers and criminals.[trailer]

(just a follow up to this post by on-board-for-the-kiwi-methidemic)

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Tina Tower @pandemic28

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A saxophone weed pipe

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Rules For Tweakers:

Are you the guy everyone refers to as, the sketchy neighbor that changes his oil at 3:00 am? Here are some basic rules all tweakers should follow:

#1: Don’t be friends with the shadow people.

#2: Don’t masturbate for longer than 3 hours. I’m talking to you Aaron!

#3: If trying to conceal your meth addiction from friends and family, do not appear in the meth tag holding a bag of shards. #meth

#4: Purchase miniature items of every kind from Target. You never know when you’ll need a tiny hair spray or deodorant.

#5: Do not take apart your lawn mower if you have somewhere to be in the next 48 hours.

#6: Stop touching your dog after shooting up, no one likes a hyper twacked dog. Especially tweakers.

#7: Always stock up on sponges and bleach. You never know when you’ll need to clean every inch of your house and possibly your neighbor’s.

#8: Buy a sharps container from Walmart without being suspicious. So preferably not at 4:00 am or wearing sunglasses.

#9: Write on your sharps container to conceal it’s contents. Examples: “Does not contain syringes for meth injections.”or “I have Diabetes.”

#10: Scan the Diabetes section of Walgreens to find some helpful tweaker tools. (Ex: stethoscopes, alcohol prep pads, and blood pressure machines.)

#11: Whenever you don’t know the answer to something, just go spend 4-5 hours on google or Wikipedia. Be sure to always expand, opening new windows as well.

#12: Always collect your used cans and smash them, but only in abandoned garages at 2:30 am.

#13: Never sell meth on a bike.

#14: If you ever see a mannequin; do not speak to it, especially in public places and even if it speaks to you first.

#15: Don’t compliment strangers or unknowing friends and family on their veins, regardless of your junkie envy.

#16: When around other meth addicts avoid making sudden loud noises or animal sounds. Tweakers are startled easily.

#17: Never carpet surf in front of other tweakers, no matter how many shards you see.

#18: Always be aware of the time to avoid falling victim to “tweaker time.” If you have 20 minutes to meet your girlfriend for lunch, do not begin taking apart the dishwasher. Or the microwave.

#19: Never fall asleep with two uncapped syringes full of meth in your hand.

#20: Syringe Santa is sacred, and so are his pretty needle exchange volunteers. Please do not hit on them.

#21: “Why?” Is never the proper response to, “What are you up to?” Especially if you’re attempting to be inconspicuous.

#22: Your kitchen utensil drawer is not an ideal location for syringe storage. Especially if you have roommates.

#23: Junkie Santa will bring you healed veins if you do good deeds. If a fellow addict calls you asking for assistance is getting some dope, always help. Junkie Santa knows.

#24: Always follow and read my blog. :)

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The more the merrier

Shadow homies

*Smokes a bowl of meth alone.. *Looks around the room………

“Well.. well.. well.. Who invited all of you guys”

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20 minutes into meth and chill

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Happy new year bitches! #smoke #meth #hail #satan

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Essential living these days

“I just saved 15% on weekly food habits by switching to Meth”

— @thetweakerfamily @anarchylyfenfg (via livin-the-spun-lyfe)

Hahahhaha. Well.That was a hilarious but methed up decision friend

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a half ounce a day keeps the sobriety away

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You know your a tweaker when...

-you randomly find magic erasers everywhere -the only lighters you can find have one or 2 lights left in them -your 25 and have a better coloring book collection than most 5 year olds

Lol everyone add more

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Meth, now meat free

*gentrification voice* uh is this meth organic? 

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Load up the double barrel and get spun fam! Lost in the clouds. @thetweakerfamily @anarchylyfenfg @limehouse323 @crystal-in-my-veinz @dustybolo @socaltweaks @tattooed-junkie-pancake-plug @meth-factoids @meth-wing-duck-512 @methed-up @alsefur115 @666stayhigh666 @toohigh2think @somewheresweetwithmaryjane @saddoper @king-o-catastrophe @urgentrelease @jeterrb @2gaytweakers @john13962015 @ifuckinglovedopeamine @strokerz @sampson-get-u-lifted @jjdriskull82 @tdc214 @ahayes321 @biker725 @acutterslullaby @blowintinacloudz510 @sammiboobearleo97 @incorrigiblehedonist @flailedalways @burningoutinparisandlondon

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The Leaning Tower of Metha.

Yes, you see that correctly. That IS 310 grams. It’s ok, dont be embarrassed. I chubbed up, too when I first saw it.

Dee Eff Dubya representing for the #Tweaker Nation