remember when Gravity Falls swept in, told its story in exactly how long it needed to tell it, and then ended in triumph and people still talk about it? I think abt that a lot
a really good genre of tumblr post is the ones that claim âTHIS 15-YEAR-OLD HAS DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCERâ with no source link, and the first comment is âHIS NAME IS _______â and the second comment is âfigures that so few results come up on google, no one is talking about this. spread the word!â
and then you google it and the only results are websites called like âyoushare.buzzâ and âtrendcatch.lyâ linking back to the original post, and the picture attached to the original post is from an unrelated huffpo article from 2011, and you google the name given and itâs a famous haitian accordionist
âtall/small couples are problematic because thereâs a power imbalanceâ is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,
older coworker keeps talking about âahh, those young'uns are probably late because they were up all night playing that new game. You know. Uh. Mash Brothers: the Meleeâ
Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon âmasterâ is given complete control and âplayersâ must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.
Real DM: Please, just cross the river. Youâve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didnât work. Iâm begging you.
I want to start a conspiracy theory that farming and agriculture in general is fake. âThere are 325,000,000 people in America. It would take like a billion chickens a year just to keep the stores stocked. And have you seen these millions of chickens anywhere? I didnât think so. Checkmate, âfarmersâ.â
I feel like I could convince a lot of people who donât live in the Midwest