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My buddies and I are looking into a Costa Rica trip and while doing some research about the accommodations there, came across a particularly unique review of the vacation hot spot. The guy goes to a bar inhibited with a bunch of Costa Rican hookers, takes one back to his room, hijinks and hilarity ensue.

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Ok, so this is my first time in CR….My best bud “Mucho Gusto” assures me of a weekend I’ll not soon forget. After my first nights’ experience, he was absolutely right! I will not EVER forget my first tica. As a matter of fact, I was thinking about how I could possibly get through 3 more nights of this……… Here’s the dirty details.

It’s my first day in SJO, and Mucho Gusto insists on taking me to the BM for a drink. I walk in, and I’m speechless. MG’s standing there, looking at my facial expressions, and laughing. We do a quick walk-thru the BM, and decide to grab a table in the lobby bar, where it wasn’t so hectic. I was totally overwhelmed. I was only in the bar for 3 minutes, and I’d already had my d*ck grabbed at least 4 times, and already gotten eye-ph*cked at least a dozen times! I’m thinking….. Is this place for real ???

So, we’re sitting and having our 1st cocktail, when a semi-good looking tica overhears our conversation about my being intimidated by all the action around me. Like in a chess game, she maneuvers from chair to chair until she is eventually sitting right next to me. She assures me she won’t bite…. (In hind sight, I wish that wasn’t the only thing she would have assured me of) but I’m getting to that!

Anyway, she wasn’t the most beautiful chica in the house, but Mucho Gusto suggests (maybe) just going with her for a quicky, just to get rid of the “nuisance batch”, and then come down for some different luvin later. After poor negotiation on my part (and against MG’s monetary advice), she and I head over to the SL. Like an idiot, I let the little head make the decision for me. This was my 1st newbie mistake.

Now to set the tone…… My room (SL – Felizadad) had no air conditioning, only a small fan on the side of the room, facing the bed. We get into the room and immediately get naked. As soon as our clothes hit the floor, she decides to start a pillow fight with me. A pillow fight ??? What the ph*ck ??? I haven’t got a clue why she wants to pillow fight. I assume it is some kind of weird CR ritual or foreplay or something. While fanning pillows at me, I start to get a whiff of what I could only assume was a dead, rotting howler monkey that had gotten under my mattress. But then she starts DFK’ing me, and I let go of my concerns for the moment.

At this point, she throws me on the bed, slaps a cover on junior, and proceeds to climb on top (so far, so good). We start getting into it, and now I am starting to forget about the (former) howler monkey aroma, and I’m starting to feel better about the whole session. I reach up and start gently fondling her breasts, and as I am doing this, she starts moaning and talking to me. “Ahhhh, mi amor, muy rico, el guapo, mi papasito”….. Now, things are getting interesting, and we’re both hot and horny. Then, I start to feel a light spray on my face and chest, kinda like a pinhole in a water balloon.

I try to comprehend what is going on, and as I look for the source of this spray, I finally notice she is lactating…… HEAVILY. My hands, my face, my chest, and her teta’s were soaked with a nasty, watery, milky, sticky substance that actually made me throw up in my mouth a little. Now (under my breath) I start cursing Mucho Gusto for recommending this chica for my 1st pop. But then I realized that he (in a very subtle way) told me I could find someone for less. But I, in fact, was the idiot for letting my little head negotiate with this chica.

So, needless to say, with all of these erotic happenings, Mr. Johnson no longer wants to play (if you get my drift). She is okay with that, and immediately dismounts. She lays next to me (sideways), and starts giving me a CBJ, trying to help get junior’s attention again. I’m lying there, staring at the ceiling, trying to concentrate, and trying to get the painful images from the past few minutes out of my mind. Suddenly, I am literally overcome with that earlier smell of the decaying carcass under my bed. It hits me like a freight train, burning both of my eyes, actually causing them to tear up. I even tried placing a pillow over my head. This STILL had little effect. Damn….. WHAT DID THIS CHICA EAT ?!?!?!?!

This same, exact smell hits me every 45 seconds for a few minutes, and fills the room with an un-forgettable aroma (remember…. no air conditioning). Suddenly, my tica excuses herself to the bathroom, where she proceeds to peel the paper off the walls with a solid (and audible) 10 minute POWER DUMP!!!

I seriously contemplated murder at that point…not her, but Mucho Gusto….”That Bastard!”, I thought. I tried to drown out the noises coming for the bathroom, but couldn’t. Where was my IPOD when I needed it!?!?!

By the time she came out of the bathroom, I had already gotten up, and gotten dressed. Put a fork in me….. I’m DONE! She finished her marathon dump and closed the bathroom door behind her (but left the fan on)! After seeing me dressed, she decides to follow suit. But it’s not over yet!

She walks to the edge of the bed, picks up her purse, and proceeds to slap on a fresh panty liner inside her thong before putting it back on. Jesus H… can it get any ph*cking worse? I didn’t think so, but (one again) I was wrong. She was SPOTTING too ??? WTF!

We parted ways with half a smile, glad to be rid of any trace of that nightmare of an experience (although her farts had some serious hang-time…. STILL LINGERING) !! About a half hour later, I felt brave enough to open the bathroom door and go in, and…….. SURPRISE. It’s STILL not over with. I look in the throne, and what do I find ??? You got it! A FLOATER IN THE BOWL!!! I know these chica’s love their rice and beans, but…. COME ON!!! Enough is enough! I can’t believe she left me a ph*cking floater!

Guys, I couldn’t make this sh*t up! This is CR ??? Is this what I had to look forward to for the rest of the weekend??? Well…. Thank God it went straight up hill after that first experience, and I now (even after this nightmare) am hooked on the whole experience! It took a beautiful Colombiana, and a couple repeat sessions to get over it, but it worked!

And…..By the way, thanks to Mucho Gusto after all!

And folks, the lesson, as always… Never lose faith in Mucho Gusto!

“I know these chica’s love their rice and beans, but…. COME ON!!!”

Is the quote of the year heading into March.

PS- You already know I booked that Costa Rica trip before publishing this blog. Get in while the gettin is good.

PPS- I was for sure poop and fart jokes wouldn’t still be this funny to me at 35. But here we are… Single and alone blogging on a Friday night.

Guy Gets Costa Rican Hooker, Hilarity Ensues My buddies and I are looking into a Costa Rica trip and while doing some research about the accommodations there, came across a particularly unique review of the vacation hot spot.

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IT'S BACK- Another Glimpse Into The... UNDERBELLY OF SOCIETY!

IT’S BACK- Another Glimpse Into The… UNDERBELLY OF SOCIETY!

After months off, it finally happened. It’s been a long and cold winter in the Midwest. People went into hibernation. Stayed off Social Media quite as much and then last week the sun came out, it warms up and my favorite section of the internet – The Underbelly of Society. Got back at it again, dragging one another’s name through the mud. Sullying each others reputations over Facebook for the…

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Is It Ok To Smuggle 13 Pounds Of Moroccan Horse Cock Into The US? Well, It's Hard To Say

Is It Ok To Smuggle 13 Pounds Of Moroccan Horse Cock Into The US? Well, It’s Hard To Say

STERLING, Va. – Customs agents have seen all sorts of things come through travelers’ baggage. And what they seized from two women at Washington Dulles International Airport last month may take the cake. On January 29, two women arrived from Mongolia. Customs and Border Protection officers sent them for a routine agriculture examination. What was found inside might turn your stomach. The women had…

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There is a website I have frequented since 2000, it is a very dark, dark place in the internet. I would never list the domain so it remains that way, the place is a collection of mostly at this point 28-45 year old men who started going for a common like of Hip-Hop but now years later…. You know what? Explaining this place isn’t possible. This was posted there this morning and now I present it to you without any further comment a story from one of the people who frequent said website…

  So I’m out getting sushi with this girl, and randomly she asks me would I be willing for her to nurse me with a baby bottle. I figured she meant sometime in the future so I agreed to it and it didn’t seem like a big deal.

Little did I know she meant tonight. So we literally go to the grocery store and she buys some baby bottles. Then we go take my dog for a walk and while on this walk, I proceed to make jokes that it’s okay if she has a baby fetish and how I won’t judge her etc etc. She laughs and tells me I’ve been watching too many dirty movies.

So at this point I’m genuinely confused because I’m thinking she has to get off on this, right? I’ve never had a woman request this before, but she was down, and figured it would be worth the lulz in the future so I went with it. She actually requested that I rolll myself up in a blanket, while she craddles me and holds the bottle for me.

And I did it.

I won’t lie, I got a boner at first, because she was holding me and rubbing my head so I was thinking I’m gonna fuck or get something. But nope. She genuinely wanted to nurse me with a bottle and this went on for like 20 fucking minutes. Halfway through she’s like “now let’s make eye contact” and how “babies usually make eye contact when nursing.” These things are a lot tougher to use and I had to do my best not to choke while using it.

Then to make it crazier, she asks me if I want her to sing to me while nursing the bottle and I said sure. So what does she sing? She starts to sing in some language I never heard of. And proceeds to tell me it’s a language she made up when she speaks with god. It was actually relaxing and had harmony but it was all gibberish.

She then requested that it be her turn. And this bitch laid in my arms, wrapped in a blanket, while I held a bottle and she made “gaga” noises and acted like a baby.

So fucking weird. I’m still not sure if she got sexual pleasure from this. But it’s a very very weird for an adult woman to make.

  The Internet Is A Weird, Weird Place… There is a website I have frequented since 2000, it is a very dark, dark place in the internet.

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A lot of negativity yesterday going through my Twitter block list. Many people are saying I fabricated the list to come off as more of a ‘bad boy’ very unfair! VERY FAKE NEWS! Sad! So I decided late last night to pump some positivity into my life. I will tell all my homies across text and social media a simple ‘Good Night’ and see how that works out. Possibly get a little lift me up.

Now, nine hours later I am looking back and realize I made a mistake. Nobody took my heart felt gesture seriously. So was it OK to wish them a goodnight in the first place? Should my man card be pulled? Well lets see how things went.

First up to two of my best friends –

One reply and it is being completely mocked for my friendly gesture. 0/1.

Guy Fieri? One of the coolest dudes out, we never met but I can only assume we’d be bros.

Nothing. 0/2.

I took to twitter next to wish my confidant Sir Adam Lash a goodnight.

He was very concerned with me.

Seemingly about to have an intervention put on for me just by having a nice friendly gesture? Shameful. 0/3.

My guy the “Black Beast” Derek Lewis is fighting on Sunday night in the UFC. Felt it was a good move to wish him the best.

Nothing back, I hope Travis Browne knocks you out now bro. 0/4.

Chicks are cool, chicks can be homies too. A little Snap Chat convo with two chicks will pick me up. Chicks won’t think this is weird at all.

One outta two aint bad. 1/6.

On a roll here, how about we see what one of my ex-girlfriends is doing.

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Nothing. The romance is gone. 1/7.

Maybe on Facebook out in the open it won’t be so weird. People will be more receptive.

Now I’m being accused of being drunk just for saying goodnight, what kind of reputation have I cultivated myself here? 1/8.

So many friends are all jerks for the most part, how about a couple bros on Instagram with millions of followers? Sure, they have some intern who will check their DMs and tickle the fans balls with a little reply.

Pompous, conceited, arrogant dickbags. No time for the fans, very unfair! 1/10

I also sent a group text of 10 guys, another one of two, and another person messages with no replies. 1/23.

My famous boxing coach buddy surely will take me serious. Motivation, positivity and all that bullshit right?

Mocking me, smh. 1/24.

The owner of Victory Fighting, which airs live on UFC Fight Pass is sure to treat this in a professional manner, Ryan Stoddard.

Why so skeptical? Like I have an ulterior motive here. 1/25.

I know who I can rely on, a wrestling fan who messages me all the time.

No reply? Self confidence drowning here. 1/26.

Not the wrestling fan you were thinking of? I’ll get him. 1/27.

Blown off by my #1 Capo? The leader of Gotti Country? Unbelievable. 1/28.

Name censored for obvious reasons.

Only took nearly 30 messages for the gay accusations to come out. Major upset. My sexuality questioned for an act of kindness. 1/29.

Finally,

What the hell man. I’ll take that as a half. I did get a ‘gn’ but had to endure being called a slut, middle fingers, laughed at and a fuk u for good measure. 1.5/30.

Needless to say my experiment didn’t work. It is not ok to tell the homies goodnight. So that was the first time and the last time I’m going out of my way for such a kind gesture. Fuck most of you too. And I swear I wasn’t drunk.

PS: the whole goodnight, good night, Goodnight thing had my mind in a pretzel the entire blog. Grammar sucks, figure it out English.

Is It OK To Tell The Homies “Goodnight”? A Case Study A lot of negativity yesterday going through my Twitter block list. Many people are saying I fabricated the list to come off as more of a 'bad boy' very unfair!

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After my favorite sports writer Bill Simmons put me on block this week it got me thinking about my block resume. Bill is a guy who brags about not reading his mentions, but something tells me he does because I was blocked right after Tweeting this pic of him and Jared from Subway.

What’s wrong Bill? Don’t want the world knowing you were chummy with famed pedophile Jared from Subway? SMH.

If a guy I openly respect and have read for 15+ years has it in him to block me, I wonder just how many people I’ve actually thrown shade at, dislike or borderline harassed on Twitter have me on block.  I used to really enjoy tweeting at celebs and mostly borderline in their own head celebrities, so I did some research into the subject matter. Let’s get into all the people(that I know of) who have me blocked.

  The A-List-

The fucking Hulkster has me on block! A young Hype Gotti would be absolutely devastated. A young Hype Gotti would be sickened by what he became. Twenty plus years later, old Hype Gotti finds it hilarious one of his childhood heroes wants nothing to do with him as far as to put an internet restraining order on him.

  Sexual Harassment-

  In 2012 my favorite thing to do was tweet at Wrestling “Divas” and ask for dates in rude and kind of offensive ways. Rosa, Christy and Brooke were a few of my favorites. It’s a shame it never worked out, five years later I’m still sitting here broken and single. SMH.

  Social Commentary- 

This wrestling diva didn’t like my social commentary about the hair she was wearing on TNA Impact one fateful night. https://twitter.com/hypegotti/status/360578847235780608

  Nerds-

In the vein of Bill Simmons three more sports nerds. No clue what I said to Deitsch, nothing turned up on a twitter search. Barnwell is a guy I like and wish he would remove me so tweet at him and ask him to grant me a pardon please.

Darren Rovell probably has the biggest block list in all of Twitter. It was a mission to get into that block list for quite a long time. I replied various forms of delete your account to him for years. Finally a couple years ago the biggest nerd on Twitter, Rovell granted me my wish and blocked me.

  Tranny MMA Fighters- 

A niche group here. Made one joke at him/her and get put on block. In the last week I’ve seen Ace Ventura and an Office episode from 2010 where they make Tranny jokes. In 2017 that doesn’t fly though, times are a changing. There is another tranny with me on block but at the time of publishing my confidant Adam Lash hadn’t got back to me with his user name.

  Wait, what?- 

Who are you? What are you? Never tweeted or interacted with once, clicked a conversation I was added to and blocked. That’s what we call street cred, on Twitter cred people.  I’m like a Twitter Boogie-Man, people running from me without doing a thing.

  Same-

You know what? You know what Pro Wrestling? You know what happens, when I give the last 15 years of my life to you? You know what happens when I spend 30 years of my life being ridiculed for supporting you Pro Wrestling? You know what happens Pro Wrestling?

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

Independent Wrestling Scum- 

I’m honestly quite shocked that more scum from the independent wrestling scene does not have me on block. I’ve put most the eggs in my Twitter basket harassing and policing the indie wrestling scene. Cueball and the losers at KCXW Wrestling (redundant) just couldn’t handle the heat in the kitchen. The reality is these two deserve their own blog.

  No surprise- 

Thirty Five years old and Nebraska girls have been blocking me the entire time. No surprise an account I’ve never heard of Tweets at me and I click through only to see I’m blocked. Here is to another half of my life being blocked on Social Media and Real Life Nebraska Women.

Am I Proud Of Who All Has Me On Twitter Block? Why Yes After my favorite sports writer Bill Simmons put me on block this week it got me thinking about my block resume.

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Guy Caught Jerkin It In Omaha Public Library

Guy Caught Jerkin It In Omaha Public Library

OMAHA, Neb. (WOWT) -In a disgusting display at an Omaha public library, a man is charged with lewd conduct and indecent exposure. According to police reports, a security guard at the W. Dale Clark in downtown Omaha was told by a patron a man was masturbating in the gallery area around 5:30 pm on February 14th. The guard saw 31-year-old Anthony Triplett standing the in gallery with his pants down…

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Emo Trump Is The Best Trump

Emo Trump Is The Best Trump

I originally tried posting this video quickly to Facebook for a few thumbs up, a few likes, maybe some <3’s mixed in. Keep my relevance up on Facebook, cause I never go on that shit anymore. Then it comes to my attention that I’m on some kind of FBI watch list and the Donald already shut my shit down.  I can live with him and Zuckerbug censoring Facebook, but it will be a dark day when he starts…

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JUPITER, Fla. — When Patti Sheinbaum’s dog Daisy got loose from a pet sitter last November, the Jupiter resident said she was frantic.

For 15 days, the 11-year-old dog was away from home and Sheinbaum spent the entire time searching for her.

She also had help in that search from a real life Ace Ventura named Jamie Katz.

“If it wasn’t for Jamie, I wouldn’t have found her,” Sheinbaum said.

Katz is a private detective who specializes in finding lost pets.

I’m not exactly mad at this phony bitch for kidnapping over 130 pets in Jupiter, Florida. I’m more mad that I didn’t think of the idea first and tie my new found profession into a classic 90s comedy to gain more profit. But we’re burying the lead here…

I’m sorry Jamie, but in the words of Beyonce’s husband, Jay-Z- “We don’t believe you, you need more people.”

There isn’t a doubt in my mind that Jamie is out setting booby traps, leaving cans of tuna and squeaky toys around the neighborhood to lure free roaming pets in and snatch them up. I’ve been on a major Forensic Files kick lately (45 episodes in under a week, positive I’ve been added to an FBI Watch List) and if the police of Jupiter, Florida weren’t already busy with dealing with bath salt endludging flesh eating zombies, busting out dudes who are robbing chicken nuggets from schools or breaking up dust ups over chicken fingers and beer then maybe they would be able to run some cotton swabs around Jamie’s house and see she had the pets all along. The classic reverse frame job here, Jamie farts in church and pointing at her sister.

“That was a joke, it was a movie… And I’m real.” – Jamie Katz

You know who goes on the news and reminds people they’re real Jamie? Fake people Jamie, that’s who. Overcompensating much? If she garners any more press for this and exploits any more movies I may have to go down to Jupiter and expose her myself.

BTW- Jenna Stimson, sorry to break to ya toots… But Bruno wasn’t kidnapped or left in a car. Bruno left your ass cause he hated you. That kind of scowl is so real, so many emotions, he wanted out.

Still, though fuck that movie. Einhorn really being a man threw a young Hype Gotti for a loop. Really had me questioning my existence.

Messed up.

The Real Life Ace Ventura Jamie Katz Is A Phony Bitch -Yeah I Said It JUPITER, Fla. — When Patti Sheinbaum’s dog Daisy got loose from a pet sitter last November, the Jupiter resident said she was frantic.

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ESPN  – Lonzo Ball has some competition in his own family.

Five-star sophomore LaMelo Ball, the younger brother of UCLA star freshman Lonzo, scored 92 points on Tuesday night for Chino Hills High School (California).

LaMelo was 37-for-61 from the field overall and made only seven 3-pointers en route to the 92 points. He went 30-for-39 from 2-point range.

Sixty One shots (la)Melo? That’s all? Couldn’t have squeezed a few more out? Talk about art imitating life here fellas, of course, this little puke is named after the premiere lazy, chucking, no defense playing, loafer in the NBA – Carmelo Anthony. It was his destiny to go out and put up a selfish stat line like that. Carmelo Anthony merely adopted the dark, LaMelo Ball was born into it.

Now, admittedly I haven’t seen a lot of 92 point games in my day so I’m judging this off a small sample size. But that was by far the most unimpressive 92 I’ve seen in my day. In my day we ask someone cherry picking like that to politely leave the court. Kid was exhausted from not running back on D, until he got his hands on the rock anyways. Give me an autistic kid draining an uncontested three over this dog and pony show any day of the week.

Take it away Shania-

The reality is this little puke is years from grabbing the world by its nuts and I’m sitting here in Omaha, Nebraska 19 years his elder, bitter, jealous and salty as fuck trying to tear him down at 3 in the morning. So, NO… NO I’m not OK.

Still though, my hair still better.

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You Don't Mess With A Mans Chicken, Especially If He Has A Devil Star Tat On His Forehead

You Don’t Mess With A Mans Chicken, Especially If He Has A Devil Star Tat On His Forehead

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa (KMTV) – A man in Council Bluffs is behind bars on suspicion of arson. The Council Bluffs Police Department arrested 42-year-old Robert New on Tuesday. According to Council Bluffs Fire, they believe New was setting a trash can on fire inside the men’s restroom at the Popeye’s restaurant on West Broadway back on January 29th. New faces a first degree arson charge as result of…

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We Already Have Simp Of The Year

We Already Have Simp Of The Year

Rare that the coveted Simp of the Year award can be locked up and put away for the year just a few weeks in but here we are. I guess 2017 is just one of those years, similarly the Pro Wrestling match of the year was won four days in with Kazuchika Okada and Kenny Omega at the Tokyo Dome. But this just does not compute. I really need a glance at this girls Instagram, 30 hours round-trip? She…

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  Available at- AMAZON.

Not mad at these, not mad one bit. Especially when you check that low price tag of just $40 after some free shipping with your Prime Membership? Can’t put a price on fashion.  Leaving Swastikas around the snow may not be the hottest look, but it’s 2016 I don’t think being tracked by Simon Wiesenthal. Maybe tracked by Tim Kennedy, but we saw what Kelvin Gastelum did to him who would be worried about that?

Plus the reviews for the most part are pretty enticing-

starsFour Stars By Kevin Provost on January 9, 2017 I’ve tried a lot of other boots, but I think these will be my final solution.

Awesome boots! Goebbel them up!

starsGood for marching into Poland By Amazon Customer on January 9, 2017 Just a bit of a warning however: They footprints leave little Swastikas. Good for marching into Poland, but not so good for much else.

Heil Bootler By kaminar21 on January 9, 2017 They weren’t the reich size.

Question: Will these be good boots for walking through snow? I usually walk about a mile through snow every Friday for temple.

Answer: They’ll do alt right. They trump my old ones anne frankly that’s all I’m asking. And at $40 there’s no need for any economic anxiety.

Question: I see that these boots leave 8 little swastikas when I walk. Are there boots that have more than 8 swastikas?

Answer: You could wear some on your hands as well.

Not Gonna Lie, Think I Need These Air Hitlers Available at- AMAZON. Not mad at these, not mad one bit. Especially when you check that low price tag of just $40 after some free shipping with your Prime Membership?

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The Music City Bowl Got Kicked Off With Sonjay Dutt VS Shawn Shultz for GFW

The Music City Bowl Got Kicked Off With Sonjay Dutt VS Shawn Shultz for GFW

Just when you think you know a guy right? For 15 years Sonjay Dutt has been coming to Nebraska to wrestle as his home away from home away from home (via India via Virginia). Then as the private event is going on for the Music City Bowl he has the perfect opportunity to show his Cornhusker boys some love and dance with them, show…

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NJ cop hits bunny-costume-wearing, horn-blowing prankster at police station

NJ cop hits bunny-costume-wearing, horn-blowing prankster at police station

Their words, not mine. NJ cop hits bunny-costume-wearing, horn-blowing prankster at police station HOPATCONG — A police officer in Sussex County could face criminal charges after he was caught on live video hitting a man who showed up to the police station dressed as a bunny and blowing a loud air horn. Kevin Hemmerich, 29, and his brother thought it would be funny to make a video of Hemmerich…

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Not A Lot I Love More Than A Twitter Mob Beatdown

Not A Lot I Love More Than A Twitter Mob Beatdown

I’m a front runner, a chalk better, I love a mob mentality.  You could say I’m a bully. They say bullies only go after people to make themselves feel better… And they’re right. That’s exactly why I pick on people. That’s just the reason KCXW had to ban me. I have low confidence so I go after others to just give myself a little pump up, a little pep in my step. So when I see some poor lady tell a…

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Introducing: The Hurt Boi

Introducing: The Hurt Boi

Many people probably thought my own figurative Wack Pack, “Gotti Country” ended at Bubbles, T-Dawg and company. But no, no no no. The crew runs even deeper and it is time to introduce the world to the Hurt Boi. One of the longest standing members of my own personal wack pack. He told me he received the name “the Hurt Boi” from his mother when he would always come home from school hurt from…

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