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Loki, whenever he wants plot relevancy:

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ANNIE ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ANNIE

Annie are you ok Annie are you ok are you ok Annie

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what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

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a collection of tweets, part 20

(the series)

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You know what sucks about the decline of AMVs not being as popular anymore? In the early to mid-2000s… that literally used to be how I found new songs to listen to. Having music that made me think directly of one character/show, and then I’d just blast that on loop, while keeping the amv for visuals.

Those were good days. To the people who still make amvs… I appreciate and respect the heck outta ya, you beautiful creators you. Rock on.

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Parent: yells at and threatens child over a mistake

Child: doesnt want to spend time with them afterwards

Parent:

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I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

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Megan The Stallion

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honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

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when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

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Watch: Nike features badass trans duathlete Chris Mosier in its new ad

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does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

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This kid is a legend.

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