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have you ever changed your hair style bc of a fictional character who’s hair you liked?

#besides just general stuff in the past im also thinking of cutting my hair to be like amanda in saw ii

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[condescending school counsellor voice] so i noticed that you changed your tumblr theme colours to black and red and i just wanted to check that everything's all right at home

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okay, let’s try this again, shall we?

Roblog for more people to see! ^^

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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What a terrible world we live in where you can google wild plants or bugs because you're interested in them and the first results are all "how do I kill this"

#not quite magic

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little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

#not quite magic

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that fucking chrome dinosaur

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i just KNOW amanda was so pissed when she realized she had to ask mark to lift kerry for the angel wings trap

#saw #i imagine she probably struggled for ages before eventually realising she HAD to get mark to do it #jigsaw equivalent of having to get someone else to open a jar for you

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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I called the pharmacy about why they haven't filled my t prescription and they literally told me they needed to check on something and then put me on hold and then hung up on me

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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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btw i found a lot of people who work private security literally fully think they’re cops. it’s really funny and sometimes disturbing

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#beloved creatures

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

#dark as the night