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Nobody is doing it like Lois Lane. She's a black belt in karate. She was learning how to shoot guns when she was six. She knows a Kryptonian martial art/meditation technique that normally is very dangerous for humans. She was sneaking around trying to get dirt on megalomaniacs and impressing the chief of the Daily Planet when she was fifteen. She won two Pulitzers. She once made a deal with Luthor to save the Daily Planet and in exchange she would have to kill one story about him anytime he chose, but then when he offered to rescind the deal after she saved his daughter she refused the offer because she was offended he thought she would save someone for the sake of getting out of their deal. Then she double crossed him when he decided to cash in on the deal. On her honeymoon she singlehandedly fought an entire cartel to rescue her husband. When asked what she would be the god of she decided to become the God of Integrity. She jumps off bridges to get a ride to work from Superman. Thee woman of all time <3

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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scrolling through @bad-comic-art and decided it could be fun to redraw one of the images

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More Disneyfied X-Men by Mark Brooks

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My Stardew Valley flower collection are now available as art prints 🌹 My art to your walls! ✨❤️

It's my birthday next month and this broke artist need a gift! ❤️ you can shop for my art, and request a commission from me, so

Please

I've been on my knees

Change the prophecy

I just need money

Just someone who wants to commission me

Let it once be me

Instagram | Kofi | Commission me | Phone Wallpaper | Prints

Thank you!! ❤️

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not a dream

does anyone ever feel like bad shit happens to you only at the same time?

like, my grandma's sink just completely fell apart the same time our washer stopped working again, our car started making weird noises and some of our electrical circuits stopped working too

like, why do all of these costly costly things have to happen all at the same time

why can't they all just like

never happen

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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this is going to sound like the most boomer take ever but I genuinely think increasing reliance on technology for entertainment in youth is draining creativity. it's that instant gratification which allows you to shut your brain off for a while. these kids aren't having to resort to their own creativity when bored. there's always a solution to "bored" now. BRING BACK PLAYING WOLVES UNTIL BEDTIME

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persisting despite it all !

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love when brennan says “give me an insight check with advantage” and what he means is “that thing you just said was spot on”

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actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

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A+ Sora Moments

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fatphobia and ableism is so insidious. You can look up like, food, and it'll say "eating a lot of food causes diabetes" and you're like oh dang what? I thought we didn't know the cause of diabetes. So you look up what causes diabetes and it says "we still don't know what causes diabetes" bruh they're just making shit up to give people eating disorders