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#Wandersong #Audrey Redheart

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Propaganda

Lauren Bacall (To Have and Have Not, The Big Sleep, Key Largo)—"Just put your lips together...and blow" excuse me ma'am i'm briefly going to turn into a kettle. She's the quintessential Femme Fatale who may betray me in the end but I'd let her it'd be worth it

Pearl Bailey (Carmen Jones, St. Louis Blues, Porgy and Bess)—vintage crush of all time, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and my GOD the PIPES! She wasn't in nearly enough movies, but every time I see her I'm aghast all over with what a gorgeous woman she was. Vote Pearl for diva glamor like no one else! (also....she was on the Muppet Show!)

This is round 5 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

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Lauren Bacall:

"She is soooo neat. And hot. And everything. That one scene in To Have and Have Not where she says "you know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow" altered my brain chemistry during media archaeology class and here we are."

"The VOICE, the SLINK, the EYES. Woof."

"Lauren Bacall was a major lesbian awakening for me. Every picture of her makes it look like she’s about to destroy you physically and emotionally (why is that so hot, I may need help). She had incredible long running chemistry with her husband, Humphrey Bogart, but was an absolute star in her own right. I’ll never be over my crush on her."

"She's got that confident, no-nonsense air about her. She's a boss babe who knows what she wants and gets it DONE. Staunch liberal Democrat her whole life. Campaigned for RFK. From Wikipedia: "In a 2005 interview with Larry King, Bacall described herself as "anti-Republican... A liberal. The L-word". She added that "being a liberal is the best thing on Earth you can be. You are welcoming to everyone when you're a liberal. You do not have a small mind."" Beautiful hair. Beautiful eyes. Beautiful lips. She's just beauty. LISTEN TO HER VOICE. TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF."

"HER VOICE. Like yeah, she was absolutely stunning but oh my god, I'm obsessed with her voice"

"A gorgeous lady inside and out. One half of an absolute power couple with Humphrey Bogart, tended to him and other actors suffering from malaria whilst filming the African Queen, generally radiated grace and poise throughout her life. Also her last role was in Family Guy so she needs justice for that"

"She was stunning. Tall and beautiful with a distinctive voice and able to carry her own in a male dominated field. She won the heart of millions, including one of Hollywood's most iconic leading men, Humphrey Bogart. Their story was the stuff of legends, and the chemistry between them was apparent in the multiple films they started in together. She personified the film noir dame and yet she also adapted as Hollywood changed. Her career spanned decades, and she was honored multiple times."

Pearl Bailey propaganda:

"Pearl Bailey was an absolute POWERHOUSE! She's best known for her career in music and theater (she's a DIVINE singer, and very funny). But she also did several feature films, including a controversial adaptation of Porgy and Bess (controversial because of the story; the actors were pretty much coerced into it). She's got a style all her own, you can recognize it from a mile away. She's got you chuckling and crying from one phrase to the next. I love her <3"

"Cheekbones to die for"

#NO... NOT PEARL... #i am staying true to my vow of lauren ride or die until the end but i have never felt so much pain

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"haha wow where've u been?"

#yeah

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#if i drink more than 1 cup of coffee in a day i will render the bathroom an uninhabitable waste for days

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On a lot of the polls, there are variations on the "somebody please play this with me"

Which inspired me to ask

#no sadly #the dnd game i played kind of was in a one degree of separation way but. i don't think that counts #i would Love to find people to play ttrpgs with though so fingers crossed. one day.

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reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science

#libra and leather jacket #i mean. all actually. but gun to head i'd say leather

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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

#PLEASE!!! #i would do anything

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little guy

#nooo little german tonberry don't go into the wanderer's palace hard!!! #oh mein zwolf dieses dungeon ist voll of mamool ja

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#hell no dude get off tobacco execs dicks

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blue mage money gang. we love learning spells

#hell yeah we do

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being a paladin makes you gay btw. or is it the other way around

#as a fellow gay paladin yeah. idk which it is either. but one of them for sure

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#b for me #i wish the intro wasn't so long on the mount because i love the song but i hardly ever get to hear it lmao

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

#me always

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A message of peace

#Wandersong #Miriam #Kiwi #Audrey Redheart

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their friendship<3

#i love them :') #Wandersong #Miriam #Kiwi

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[The Main Character by Will Wood starts playing]

#Wandersong #Audrey Redheart

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#i'm torn between my cotank giving me extra mit or sage giving me kardia