Hospitals are so weird, like
on one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks on
and on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole
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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
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someone: besides this one thing that’s a huge part of your life, what else do you do?
me, totally consumed by specific interests and no life to speak of: uhhhh i really like music sometimes
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STOPP
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okay so in psychology years ago we learnt that it’s common for companies to put women in charge when there’s a predicted downfall so that they could be all ha see women suck at being in charge. and I just find it interesting how the UK is gonna have a female PM right after Brexit so like years from now people are gonna be like “the country saw some of its worst years under a woman” when it was men that fucked it up and then ran
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reading headlines in 2015: shit the onion tricked me again
reading headlines in 2016: please be the onion
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How do squads naturally occur? Like how do you find 5-6 people who will honestly fuq with you at any time of the day? I don’t even think I have a best friend, much less a couple of these dudes to call up and just kick it. I can barely get 1 or 2 people to put up with my ass for an afternoon and y’all be running around with the entire magic school bus in toe.
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the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that
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Do I need to say something?
Nah.
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why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys
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