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Staying delulu is solulu 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Hello tumblr.com i come bearing terrible news:

I like a guy 💀💀💀💀

And I’m delulu and think that he likes me back and today he just said hi to me and now I’m imagining our future together h e l p

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Hello tumblr.com i come bearing terrible news:

I like a guy 💀💀💀💀

And I’m delulu and think that he likes me back and today he just said hi to me and now I’m imagining our future together h e l p

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Alright then

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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

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This is the funniest way you could've put it

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I hope my future boyfriend knows that he WILL buy me cute pyjama sets

This is not up for discussion

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sex is dangerous stop immediately

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my lower back just cracked and i think this is what living feels like

still disappointed that i do not glow like a glowstick but you know you win some you loose some

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Why didn’t anybody tell me my hair was this crusty ???????

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#it only works as far as 90…but! #you hold up all the fingers of both your hands #and then you lower the finger you’re multiplying with #say you have 9 x 3 then you would lower your third finger from the left #then the fingers left on the leg side of the lowered finger are the tens #and the ones on the right are the… idk the word but the little numbers like 1 or 2 or 3 etc #so then in 3x9 I would have 2 fingers on the left and 7 on the right #meaning 27

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Idk what a dev is but as far as I’m aware you’re still cookie run’s owners sugar baby so I think you just have to sit around and look pretty

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do you know how to convince the devs of cookie run kingdom to sell me skins in exchange for a kindey??????

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Pam Pam Pam Pam

Breaking news!

Girl puts pencil into fire and is surprised when it starts to burn.

Check back in tomorrow for more crazy news.

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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

#💖💖💖💖

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It is also ok in general if you look hot while doing it

killing people is okay if youre doing it for god

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#this is a certified fact by me (a scientist)

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And live the rest of your life knowing that you had his hideous smirking face inside of you? No thank you, I’d rather put him in warm milk and watch him slowly dissolve

i will bite his head off

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Oh your neck hurts? Go listen to egg punk

#why egg ?

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The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)