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truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

#portal #genuinely #we don't write games like this any more

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

#when you put it that way #maybe it's not so bad

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#my gf

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#trailer park boys

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#these tags are killing me #why are there so many

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The year is 2024. If you want to learn how to do something, there are literal centuries of video you can find on YouTube and watch to pick up the basics and get started.

You decide to learn about investing and the stock market. You are a reasonably smart individual. You know that there are millions of hours of videos on YouTube you can watch to learn about investments. You also know that 99% of them are bullshit. Your main source of easily finding tutorials is filled with scam artists finance conspiracies and con men on this specific topic, and you are basically fucked

#never thought about it like that but yeah

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#pretty baller #but you need better working light #and the treadle table with a modern electric machine is a cool aesthetic play #but it's probably more annoying than helpful because you can't put the foot pedal where you want it

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

#not normal about any of my favourite things #even though they suck ass

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archetypal conflict of man vs. house found in various genres from home renovation TV shows to classic works of gothic horror

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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

#I'm always saying this

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#bikes

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#bikes #I am drooling #colourful anodized parts are a dream #I think a set like this but in green #with an orange frame #that would be a pretty bike

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doesnt get much better than this

#peanuts #sam and max #posts for me

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He's right tho

#my linear algebra teacher was exactly like this #linear algebra clearly changed his brain chemistry and entire way of thinking #and honestly it kinda rubbed off on me #he was so enthusiastic about it #math

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In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

#animal crossing #PLEASE

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mistreating him

#mario

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a wikipedia poem on software entropy