Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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professor: so, how are you holding up?
me, immediately teary: fine!
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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea
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YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow.
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I am not projecting onto your favourite character. I am consciously misinterpreting, as a bit, specifically to annoy you.
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John Johnson, esteemed doer of [job] at [place]
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BISMARCK QUOTED GOOD OLD COLONY TIMES IN HIS RECORDING AHHHHHH
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theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??
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@iron--and--blood and I have discovered a way for the entire Motley Crew to share grandkids :)
Wolfgang and Franziska are still married, but we now introduce u to their third Augustus Lackland :D!
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theo what did you do????
Brb, gonna go hit Theo over the head with a paper towel roll.
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Brb, gonna go hit Theo over the head with a paper towel roll.
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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tell me
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