DAVE: i told my friend johns dad that he was hot
DAVE: (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic
DAVE: john was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
DAD: “I THINK IF I WERE BORN IN YOUR GENERATION I MIGHT HAVE BEEN BISEXUAL.”
DAVE: and john got kinda mad at me lmao
ROSE: Fuck his dad.
KANAYA: Fuck His Dad
TEREZI: FUCK H1S D4D.
KARKAT: FUCK HIS DAD.
WV: I LOVE DEMOCRACY.
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silly
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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs
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Grumbo in a nutshell
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how the signs react to being called cute
aries: haha thanks 0_0
taurus: oh,,, uhh,,, thank you?
gemini: no
cancer: i am NOT cute you fucking pissbaby
virgo: I Have A Wife.
leo: thank you!!! you are furry cute yourself!
libra: HAHA simp alert
scorpio: i know.
sagittarius: oh..... oh my.... i need a towel....
capricorn: cool
aquarius: you mean it?!
pisces: thank you!!!! glub 38)
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You have been visited by the seaslug of deepsleep and the void
Reblog to also have deep restful sleeps and to be completely obfuscated from your enemies so they wont ever find you during hibernation
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@jade-week day 2! meme redraw :))
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Has anyone done this yet or did we all just forget about this scene
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Come on, English, no need to show off.
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I posted this on twitter but not here I can't remember why
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i forgot abt tumblr for a bit lmfao sorry bout that
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Thanks to reduced air pollution I can finally see prospit.
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