intrepidember

[intrepidember]

One of my more depressing head canons to say the least :,//////

[intrepidember]

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

[intrepidember]

sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems

[intrepidember]

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

[intrepidember]

Mercutio

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me trying to justify my obsession with my pathethic fave to my mutuals

[intrepidember]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[intrepidember]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[intrepidember]

i have spotify. open. right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast cuz i got your history right here in the side bar take it back by jimmy buffet. nautical wheelers by jimmy buffet. jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet. STEAMER by jimmy BUFFET! treat her like a LADY by jimmy BUFFET! mañana by jimmy BUFFET! WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET. HaVaNa Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffet. what the FUCK happened to you? are you HAUNTED? are you FUCKING POSESSED??

YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER

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[intrepidember]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[intrepidember]

ps5 brain monday

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[intrepidember]

pov you’re morpheus and it’s 1889

[intrepidember]

the ideal way to adapt shakespeare for the modern audience is to print out the lines on long rolls of newsprint, fold up the paper and put it through a shredder, and then have a bunch of gays and transvestites use the deconstructed newspaper strips to make paper mâché. and then have them cover each others' half naked bodies with the paper mâché. sexually

[intrepidember]

tales in the sand when!!

[intrepidember]

Meowpheus didn’t feel like being a human for his date