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intothecliveverse 4 years
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Alright I鈥檒l be polite but i think you need to restrain the feral Pomeranian healing in your house right now. Clive i thought you just died how are you so full or raw intent to massacre my reputation - 馃Α
you did that on your own, bitch man
"He's dealing with a lot right now, you know that. This is the first time he's been resurrected, and the emotions that come with that can be quite.... Aggravating."
gonna beat ur ass the second you come into view, bro
"He's also been having trouble keeping his stitches in. I had to wrap his neck up just so he'd stop scratching at them. I'm sure he doesn't mean his attacks, and don't worry.. Your reputation was never at risk."
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intothecliveverse 4 years
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DAD I TUCK IT IN THAT鈥橲 WHAT YOU DO WITH OVERSIZED SHIRTS TO MAKE THEM LOOK COOL......Plus if it鈥檚 too small you could give it to me right?馃ズ馃憠馃憟 Pleaaaase (ALSO SHUT UP CLIVE YOU DONT HAVE ROOM TO TALK TWINKIE) -馃Α馃挅
"No no no, you can't have the Carabas button-down. However, if you're polite, perhaps we can go and get you one of your own later?"
Potato sack headass
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intothecliveverse 4 years
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HE鈥橲 HERE,,, HI SIR,,,,
"Ah- good evening! Do I have fans...?"
More than you know
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intothecliveverse 4 years
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hi grayson. its your son. clive told me your secret. theres no more denying it anymore. i know what you have - 馃Α
"You'll never get it, son. Never. I'm moving it now and hiding it to make sure you don't steal it like you did my Carabas button-down."
"What were you thinking, by the way, stealing my button-down? You know my size is much too large for you."
Yea cause ur a TWINK farrow it hung off of you like a potato sack
"It's actually a bit small for me, even. Sometimes it gets difficult to button..."
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intothecliveverse 4 years
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hello, grayson? can we ask a few questions?
"Yes, of course. What is it that you'd like to know?"
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intothecliveverse 4 years
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GRAYSON
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"Clive... Can I not rest for a day?"
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"Well, with that face, I can't say no. What is it? Let me see.."
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who was that peter guy, anyways? what does he want from you?
Oh Peter? I don't think he wants anything from me... He just wants to kill Dad and I guess he saw me and didn't want a witness. I don't know why... Dad doesn't talk about it much, but they have a history of some kind. I could get him if you want, maybe you guys can get him to open up about it. He's in the other room--
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intothecliveverse 4 years
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hey clive! you doing alright after. um. being temporarily fucking murdered - 馃悰馃敧
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Im alright! I'm just really tired and my voice doesn't work yet. I can only wheeze, but I'll be okay!! Dad's confined me to the house while we both get better faster so I don't get hurt again.
You couldn't tell but I tried to yell "Hi Skuggy!!" and it didn't work and I just squeaked. But hi Skuggy!!! How are you doing?
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intothecliveverse 4 years
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DnD Clive give us some wisdom
Uh... Wisdom? Um... Don't walk alone at night, especially in towns you don't know...
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intothecliveverse 4 years
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how鈥檚 our favorite piss man doing
You have five seconds.
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Really bro? You're gonna do me like that? Right now? I'm about to die and you label me the peepee boy? Aight, since I know where you stand now, Farrow-
spare piss?
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I鈥橫 NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY CLIVE IS THE PISS BOY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh! Whaddaya know... That's a knife! I'm gonna die!
FARROW!!! FARROW!! -馃挋馃敧
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intothecliveverse 5 years
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COME FUCKING GET ME OR IM TELLING DAD 1
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Area 51 with the lads 馃槼馃槼馃槼馃憡 Only got shot twice but it was worth it 馃槤馃槤馃槤 We clapped some alien cheeks 馃憦馃憦馃憦馃懡馃懡馃懡馃崙 鈥╗ @intothecliveverse @ask-apoc-arso ]
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intothecliveverse 5 years
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albi鈥檚 fucking hot man
He is, isn't he? I'm a super lucky survivor.
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intothecliveverse 5 years
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YEAH PLEASE TELL ME HOW HE TOOK YOUR EYE AND YOU KILLED HIS SISTER,,,,,,and yaLL GOT MARRIED??
Okay okay, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation-- you'll see.
So in our world, humans are- Pretty scarce. I was a serial killer, basically, killing to survive. My name was known, I was powerful. Though I didn't have a group--
Albi came from a group. He came from what the survivors called the Dusk Anarchists, which were basically a large group of arsonists who wreaked havoc. When he found me, he'd split off from them.
So a serial killer and an arsonist. What happened, you might ask? Well, our world was overtaken by a Plague engineered to only kill organisms with human genetics. Animals would become infected, but would never die. Instead the animals became hunters, and attacked everything to spread the infection. The two main groups of Plague spreaders were the Plague Dogs and the Plague Crows.
Albi found me while trying to kill a Plague Crow before it alerted the Dogs. Luckily, we managed. That's how we met. Basically he'd saved my life, I tallied that one.
Then, I saved his when this asshole guy named Fredrick showed up. Apparently Fredrick was supposed to have died, and used to work with Albi as a Dusk Anarchist. He blamed Albi for getting stuck in the fire and tried to kill him, though obviously I didn't let that happen. I stabbed Fredrick 17 times in the chest and put him where he belonged.
Blah blah blah surviving and other stuff until eventually we come up on this MASSIVE city that was the original safe haven. We thought this place would be safe, for some unknown reason. It was basically our Last City, and we thought we'd find some kind of civilization or supplies. Turns out this entire time, Albi's been dealing with some weird amnesia. Memories are triggered by the discovery of his parents. Dead, unsurprisingly, but still shocking enough to break past the walls that were put up in his head.
Then he remembered his sister. Her name was Ebony and she was a BITCH. Apparently, she worked as a young apprentice to the bitch man who MADE the Plague. She took up the work and kept it going. This motherfucker is barely human at this point and has some sort of all-seeing bullshit with the Plague Crows.
Plague Crow attacks me on her command, claws me in the eye. Usually that would mean I would get the Plague and die but there is a way to stop it before it spreads. Though it requires being cut or burned out. Albi did a really fast wide awake surgery on me and cut out my eye to save my life. Now, obviously this fucked me up hardcore. Not only was I Ow but I was now half blind and sick.
Didn't stop me from moving. Albi and I found his sister eventually and after quite the battle she nearly killed him, though with one good throw of Clive Jr, I managed to hit her hard enough on the head to dizzy her out. Enough for me to knock her out of the building even in my delusional state. It wasn't a clean kill, and it wasn't my best work, but eh, it did the job.
Now,, this didn't exactly do much for the apocalypse, but we do have the antidote for the Plague now. And we've been much better off. We've sorta rebuilt part of the last city thing. It's going pretty well, actually. And it's just us, too. No one to interrupt.
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intothecliveverse 5 years
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Is Albi...you know....handsome?
I. Im almost Certain I've answered this question before and showed you what my beloved husband looks like,,
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intothecliveverse 5 years
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clive ur never gonna live that down
I made a joke it was a JOKE. You guys better fucking BEHAVE when Albi gets here.
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