interrobang-merchant

[interrobang-merchant]

(Snapshot can leave! Wahoo! Escaped the ceiling demon!)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#this is horror game shit #< prev #makes sense the only genre i consistently consume is horror and i did jot have a fucking plan here lmao #along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(There's windows, however they've been covered in pain potion. A brick falls on Snapshot. Laughing is echoing from the ceiling.)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(A strange figure, pure black except for two giant white eyes drops down. It has four arms. It chucks a jar of wasps at Snapshot, before climbing back into the ceiling. Jars filled with pain potion start randomly dropping throughout the shop.)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(The book details the heroics of a strange void creature that lives in the ceiling of the ground floor of a shop. Apparently the Ceiling Beast has slain a dragon up there. Snapshot is suddenly pelted by jars of jam.)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(A wooden chest filled with more wood falls down, onto Snapshot. Scurrying can be heard in the ceiling, and suddenly the door and stairs are barricaded using piles of wooden planks. A book hits Snapshot in the face. The book is about a monster known as "The Ceiling Beast". It appears handwritten.)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(A note falls from the ceiling, reading "What treaty? What lizards?".)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(Part of the ceiling collapses and bonks Snapshot right on the head.)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(Another shelf, along with eighteen jars of pain potion.)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(A shelf falls on Snapshot.)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(I guess? It's a magic shop that stocks itself, so sure. Batteries. On a shelf.)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

(It's a shop! Stocked with shop things. Everything your heart desires is sold here, except for most things that your heart desires.)

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break

[interrobang-merchant]

[Snapshot seems to have seen your store.]

Huh.

I wonder what they sell.. @real-camera

(No one is home. Cassilda is another world right now. Feel free to burglarise.)

#songs that the hyades shall sing

[interrobang-merchant]

Bye, amor!

(Cassilda smiles.)

@astralpoint

{she pulled herself upon the brick wall- slipping and tumbling down the wall on the other side. wincing and yelping in pain} "fUCK"

(Camilla jumps up and points her mechanical arm at Amar. Then she seems to realise.)

A-Amar‽

#along the shore the cloud waves break #strange is the night where black stars rise #the second act

[interrobang-merchant]

Mi amor, that makes like no sense.

(Cassilda giggles.)

I feel like we should get some money then try and find a hotel now, amor.

@astralpoint

{she pulled herself upon the brick wall- slipping and tumbling down the wall on the other side. wincing and yelping in pain} "fUCK"

(Camilla jumps up and points her mechanical arm at Amar. Then she seems to realise.)

A-Amar‽

#along the shore the cloud waves break #strange is the night where black stars rise #the second act

[interrobang-merchant]

What do you... Why is this familiar to you?

@astralpoint

{she pulled herself upon the brick wall- slipping and tumbling down the wall on the other side. wincing and yelping in pain} "fUCK"

(Camilla jumps up and points her mechanical arm at Amar. Then she seems to realise.)

A-Amar‽

#along the shore the cloud waves break #strange is the night where black stars rise #the second act

[interrobang-merchant]

MPREG???!?!??!??!?!?!

Should I make John pregnant when he comes back

#ooc #along the shore the cloud waves break #song of my soul my voice is dead

[interrobang-merchant]

(A mouse moves over to the unopened package, and nudges it. The mouse moved in after Cassilda's untimely demise. The package falls to the ground, and opens on its own. The portal forms, slightly larger than would be required for a human to enter.)

YOU'VE GOT MAIL! FROM: saint-official TO: interrobang-merchant

PACKAGE CONTENTS: x1 Magic portal [to a city that doesn't exist.]

(I'm so sorry I didn't respond to this sooner I didn't get notified you sent it)

(There is no one home. The package moves on its own, to rest atop a small table in Cassilda's house.)

#along the shore the cloud waves break #strange is the night where black stars rise