Best photo I got tonight 😂
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they thells she shells by the he whore
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Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since
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a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.
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screaming
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*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY
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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE
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Girl you cannot “reclaim phrenology”
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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say
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biting someone's muzzle is a love language
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alien cats 💚‼️
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Sex shouldn’t be possible or legal
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