today i learnt that king tutankhamun made sure that he had a condom with him in his next life. i never want to hear a dude say he didn’t have the time to be prepared or didn’t remember to buy condoms. if king tut had the common decency of making sure someone put a condom in his resting place alongside one of the biggest treasures ever so he could practice safe sex in the afterlife no present day dude has an excuse for not wearing condoms.
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Howling at the Moon by Edwin Butter.
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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
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Howling at the Moon by Edwin Butter.
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do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
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With copious amounts of coffeemate
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