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“Pickle, you want a belly rub?” (sound on)

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inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

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FLAMED HER ASS 😂😂

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Meanwhile in Canada …

#fuck Trudeau #and fuck Trump

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the moon is lesbian. the sun is lesbian. the eclipse was the biggest lesbian event of 2017

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I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long. 

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White people™: #thisisnotUS! OMG, I cannot believe racism and bigotry lives here in America. In 2017? Right in front of my salad???

Me:

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this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

#still funny as fuck

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When I get overwhelmed with “What Ifs”:

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When I do something that reminds me of my mother

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Idk why people think NYC is some magical place. Its overcrowded, it stinks like holy hell, and the only way you’re gonna have fun is if you have money which isnt abundant unless you live in the middle or upper class.Take it from someone who has lived here for the majority of my natural life. It ain’t all that.

#exactly why I hate that filthy city

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André 3000 | Tretorn | Fall/Winter 2017 Campaign