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3 professors forced to share a hotel room during a travel to a wizard expo ... due to budget cut because Hogwarts have sustained yet another annual Voldemort-related disaster( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

#I always give them the thumbs down when I'm driving

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Tom Riddle watching weird new student destroy everyone in the DADA:

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#inkpotter, 16-17

what a little shit

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Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.

Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way

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Writing about a child rapist did not make Vladimir Nabokov a child rapist.

Writing about an authoritarian theocracy did not make Margaret Atwood an authoritarian theocrat.

Writing about adultery did not make Leo Tolstoy an adulterer.

Writing about a ghost did not make Toni Morrison a ghost.

Writing about a murderer did not make Fyodor Dostoevsky a murderer.

Writing about a teenage addict did not make Isabel Allende a teenage addict.

Writing about dragons and ice zombies did not make George R.R. Martin either of those things.

Writing about rich heiresses, socially awkward bachelors, and cougar widows did not make Jane Austen any of those things.

Writing about people who can control earthquakes did not make N.K. Jemisin able to control earthquakes.

Writing about your favorite characters and/or ships in situations that you choose does not make you a bad person.

It’s a shame that in this day and age these things need to be said.

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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

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So this is what would happen if I could click kudos more than once

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🥳 It's Fred and George's birthday! And in honour of one of our favourite Twincest pairings, it's time to announce...

HP Cest Fest 2024 ☕️

An Anonymous Harry Potter Incest Fest!

We’re back for our third year to celebrate all those deliciously taboo relationships we cannot help but love! 😍

👉 A few of our rules have changed this year, so make sure to thoroughly review our Fest Guidelines! (Particularly regarding Original Characters!)

2024 Prompting Update: We will be starting fresh with prompting this year, so claiming previous years' prompts will not be accepted. However, you are welcome to re-submit your old prompt(s) for this year's consideration!

2024 Fest Schedule

Prompts Open: Wednesday, April 17, 2024 9:00am EDT Prompts Close: Wednesday, May 1, 2024 10:00pm EDT Claims Open: Saturday, May 4, 2024 9:00am EDT Claims Close: Friday, June 28, 2024 10:00pm EDT Submissions Due: Sunday, June 30, 2024 11:59pm EDT Anon Posting Begins: Sunday, July 7, 2024 Anon Posting Ends: Sunday, August 11, 2024 Creator Reveals: Monday, August 19, 2024 9:00am EDT

Please review our Fest Guidelines for further details! You can also find all of our Fest Forms here!

Join our Official Fest Discord - for participants and followers!

We are so excited for the return of this fest, and we hope you are too! ❤️@greenmegsnoham

P.S. For those of you not from the US, and look at our fest graphics like... huh? They are inspired by this infamous Folgers commercial! ☕️

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Nothin’ more humbling the rereading the first fanfic you wrote

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need them to start drawing tim like this again

#bf but evil and silly

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- I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)

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Harry Potter and Voldemort are literally soulmates canonically like how insane is that. I love them.

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When it's Work in Progress Wednesday and you don't have a WIP.

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controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

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There are strange likenesses between us, Harry Potter. Even you must have noticed.

#soulmates

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WIP. Well, it takes a little bit longer than I expected 😖