Analyzing Tumblr Sexymen so people can explain WHY they like them when they're friends start bullying them for having a weird "HEAR ME OUT" character, Stolas Goetia from Helluva Boas addition!
He also bursts out into song randomly and had an entire love ballad, so that's gotta count for smthn.
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John Pork is calling, will you #answer ?
#John Pork
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reading the end of tgcf is so healing to me I just want them to be happy 5ever
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hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something
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does anyone understand my curse
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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
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character development!
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hey dumbass 2014 was 10 years ago. how does that make you feel. 552 was 1,472 years ago but i bet you don't care about that as much
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eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.
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hua cheng in the back of the cart : do you wanna know something about the ghost king, Crimson rain sought flower?
xie lian : sure!
hua cheng : he likes men
xie lian :
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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
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For the last six months I've been working with designs for rugs instead of illustrations. This tiger image is an overly reworked sketch that I shouldn't have finalized, but I wanted to draw every little pixel, just like I have to do at work now. I'd like to reflect the synthesis of smooth line and broken pixel in a more meaningful way, but so far this is the most I've had the energy to do.
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