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Rajira 2016/09/17 (Guest: Chinen Yuri)

Rajira 2016/09/17 Guest: Chinen Yuri Hikaru: Konbanwahoi~! I’m HSJ’s Yaotome Hikaru Inoo: Konbanwahoi~! I’m HSJ’s Inoo Kei Hikaru: Today we just had our live tour until just now, so we’re broadcasting Rajira Saturday from Hokkaido. Inoo: And from HSJ, who finished the concert just now, we have Chinen Yuri as our guest! Chinen: Konbanwahoi~ I’m HSJ’s Chinen Yuri Hikaru: Chinen, you finally came! Inoo: It’s your first time guesting here, how do you feel? Chinen: I wish you invited me sooner. Inoo: Hahaha Hikaru: Chinen, you like radio, don’t you? Chinen: I listen to you two Inoo: Thank you Mail from listeners: Inoo: Fuuna(?)-san from Gifu. “Kei-kun, Hikaru-kun, and Yuri-kun, konbanwahoi.” It seems she’s 13 years old. “At the end of Rajira last week, I heard Yuri-kun would come as guest, so I was tension-apple the whole week~ With Yuri-kun joining, I wonder what kind of chemistry you’ll have. Kei-kun, Hikaru-kun, be careful not to let Yuri-kun steal the MC seat from you” is what she says. Chinen: It’s fine. I’m not so good at talking Inoo/Hikaru: So modest Hikaru: From Hokkaido, Chie-san. She’s also 13. “Good job on your performance in Sapporo. During the MC, you started talking about Rajira, and Inoo-kun said, “I don’t want to see Chinen seducing objects,” so I became really curious how Chinen-kun will seduce objects.” Chinen: I never seduced an object before so I have no idea how it’ll turn out either. Inoo: But you listened to the seducing corner several times. How is it? Chinen: I can only say, Hika just keeps losing. Hikaru: I really lose a lot! Inoo: How confident are you? Chinen: I have no confidence! Because the object appears all of a sudden, right? Inoo: Right, we really have no idea what it’ll be Chinen: I--I’m really not sure if I’ll be able talk properly Inoo: It’ll be fine~ (Hikaru stuttered when he was making the announcement for the 9 and 10 o’clock slots again) Inoo: Today’s concert was exciting, wasn’t it? Hikaru: It was fun. Inoo: So tonight we will suddenly start with this plan: (Reverberation) Hikaru: Super high-speed, concert law-- I messed up. Super high speed, concert reports!! Inoo: I saw it~ Hikaru: Oh no Chinen: This is my first hearing someone mess up during the reverberation Inoo: Yaotome-san will stutter a lot again today. Hikaru: I’ll keep stuttering. We’ll have the people who saw our live concert just now send us mail at super high-speed. Chinen: At super-high speed… Inoo: What’s bothering you, Chinen-san? Chinen: Among the audience who watched us, were there anyone who sent mail at super high-speed? Inoo: We’re really grateful to them. Super high-speed concert reports Mail Inoo: We have our “Super high-speed concert report, I saw it!” from rabbit-in-love from Aichi. “Inoo-kun, Hikaru-kun, Chinen-kun, konbanwahoi. I saw today’s live. Please tell us what happened with Hikaru-kun and Nenchi-kun on the way out. On his way out, Hikaru-kun said with a huge smile, ‘Watch Rajira, ok?’ Then Nenchi-kun said as if nothing happened, ‘Please listen to it.’ Hikaru-kun, you’re the senpai so please be more reliable.’” Hikaru: I’m sorry. I was scolded a lot by the members. Inoo: Really? Hikaru: They said, “What do you mean, watch the concert?” Chinen: Concert?! Inoo: You messed up again Hikaru: Radio! “They said, what do you mean, watch Rajira?” Inoo/Chinen: You might be growing senile Hikaru: This grandpa will read the next mail: “I’m 14 years old. During the MC, Inoo-kun--” Inoo: Excuse me, please do it over correctly. Chinen: You’re supposed to say, “Super high-speed concert report, I saw it!” from xx-san Hikaru: I forgot to say it. I’m sorry. Inoo: Hikaru, I think it’s only a matter of time before you lose the MC spot to Chinen. Hikaru: Right, it seems like I’ll lose it. “During the MC, the part when Inoo-kun was touching the back of Chinen’s head and saying, “It’s drenched! It’s like a scrubbing brush” while laughing left an impression on me.” Chinen: Oh that! Inoo: Hahaha Hikaru: Chinen got a haircut, and the back is pretty close-cropped. Chinen: Inoo-chan said “I wanna touch it” and he was touching it. Inoo: It was a lot wetter than I thought, I kind of regretted touching his hair. So I made Chinen smell the wetness. Hikaru: Stop that Chinen: It didn’t really have any smell Inoo: It really didn’t smell. It didnt’, it really didn’t Hikaru: If you keep saying, it makes it seem like, it did smell but you’re just saying it didn’t. Chinen: It didn’t smell Chinen: We have a “super high-speed concert report” from Yamaaya-san from Hokkaido. She’s 15 years old. “During “Tonight we will seduce you”, you wore sunglasses and it was really cute. It made me want to go to a concert next year too.” Hikaru: Right. We wore sunglasses, and with that, we both turned completely into stars. Inoo: You’re not a star other times? Hikaru: Well normally I’m more modest(?), but during that time, I’m a complete superstar. Inoo: Only during that song? Hikaru: Only during that song. Chinen: Hika-san is only a star during that time. Inoo: I do the whole concert with the feeling that I’m a star Hikaru: Oh really? Inoo: We have a super high-speed concert report from Hokkaido’s Ayuko-san. “Hikaru-kun, Inoo-kun, Chinen-kun, konbanwahoi. Today I went to Jump’s concert. Everyone was so cool, my excitement won’t go down. Hikaru-kun, before you played the bass, you sprayed it, and wiped it carefully with a cloth. I realized Gintaro, which you finally got, must be so precious to you. Both Gintaro and Hikaru-kun were very cool.” Hikaru: Thank you. She was really watching closely, when I sprayed it! Chinen: Gintaro refers to your bass? Hikaru: Right. I name all my basses, the light-blue one is Mizutaro. The bass made of wood is Mokutaro, and the new bass that’s silver-colored is Gintaro. Chinen: So a bass is named “Taro.” Hikaru: Right, Taros are basses. Inoo: What were you doing with the spray? Hikaru: If I spray it, it makes iit easier to slide. Chinen: On the stage? Hikaru: Yeah, I spray it right before I play. Chinen: The members didn’t notice at all Inoo: It seems this corner is over already Hikaru: What? It’s over already? Chinen: It even ends at super high-speed? Twitter Inoo: How does it look on twitter? Hikaru: It’s very calm. It says “InoHikaChine~~” Also, people are looking forward to Chinen’s seducing. Chinen: The higher people’s expectations are, the more nervous I get. Inoo: It’s okay Hikaru: And people are saying, “I watch you a lot~” Hey, fans, don’t look down on me, I’m glaring right back at you. Hokkaido is Dekkaido! But its bowl is Chicchaido (t/n: dekkai = huge, chicchai=tiny) Hikaru: Since we’re in big Hokkaido, we’re introducing episodes where the listeners’ were very petty. Mail Radio-and-TV-too-san from Okinawa Inoo: “My girl friends are all popular. The only one who isn’t popular is me. My guy friends often ask me, ‘Can you give me xx-chan’s Line?’, so recently I lied, ‘xx-chan doesn’t have Line.’ Maybe this is why I’m unpopular?” Oh, I see. Her guy friends ask her for other girls’ Line. She’s 26 years old. Chinen: But she thinks that by doing that, she’s very petty. Inoo/Chinen: That’s not true! Hikaru: The guys who are asking her are the ones at fault! Inoo: The guys who ask her are-- Chinen: Chicchaido! Maya-chan-san from Nara, age 14 Hikaru: “My family does yakiniku. When my younger brother eats the meat that I grilled, I say, “That’s the meat the Maya raised!” and try to steal it back.” Well this happens with yakiniku Chinen: It happens. When I grill something with all my might, and someone takes it… Inoo: Ahhhh, I see Chinen: Don’t you hate it? This isn’t Chicchaido! Inoo: But to be honest, I thought, “Seriously, who cares?” Hikaru: But I think that’s the kind of corner this is. We’ll all kinds of stories that no one cares about. Boku-to-mikan-san from Kumamoto, 16 years old Chinen: “I felt a little hungry after gym class, so I was eating bread when my friend said, ‘Give me a piece.’ I gave her a bag that had 6 little pieces of bread. Then my friend went to another friend, and said, ‘Want half?’ and gave her half of the bag. Then when the friend who got half the bread said, “Thanks!’ and my friend went, ‘No problem,’ I thought, ‘The one who gave out the bread was me.’ I thought then that I was very petty.” Hikaru: That’s the kind of corner this is, Inoo-san Inoo: Ah...really, who cares? Chinen: But we should say “Chicchaido” , since they prepared the recording. (The radio plays a chirpy voice recording that says “Chicchaido!” whenever they say the word) Inoo: I wish there was a “Doudemoiido” (t/n: meaning, whatever, I don’t care) Please prepare a recording that says “Doudemoiido.” Puun-san from Kanagawa, 14 years old Hikaru: “My friend asks me for advice when things weren’t going well with her boyfriend. But secretly I feel a little happy.” Inoo: Ahhh, I see! This is kind of petty. Hikaru: Petty? Inoo: That’s petty. But I can kind of understand that feeling… Hikaru: Inoo-chan, you seem like you could empathize with her Inoo: Ehhh, ah, well, whenever Chinen can do backflips I might think, “Damn it!” Chinen: You never did it! At least put some effort into trying it once, you never did it. Inoo: Chinen-san, I’m so sorry! Yuri-neechan-san from Aichi, 17 years old Inoo: “My younger brother ate the pudding that I put in the fridge and was saving, and I lost my temper at him. My brother told me, ‘Not even a cup of water could enter into your bowl.’” What does this mean? Hikaru: That means her heart is that small. Inoo: Oh, that’s what it means! Hikaru: After having your little brother eat your pudding, and then tell you, “Not even a cup of water could enter your bowl”... Inoo: I thought it was talking about the bowl that the pudding was in, so I was wondering, what is she talking about?! Hikaru: Well, she’s 17 years old, so please put up with one pudding Chinen: That’s annoying though, someone eats your pudding and then tells you, you’re petty Inoo: Yuto writes his names on snacks he wants to eat, so when people ate them, he used to get really mad looong time ago Chinen: He got mad back then, now he doesn’t, though. Inoo: Her story might be kind of similar to his Showa-dobon-san from Osaka, 28 years old Chinen: “A long time ago, when I was traveling with my boyfriend, I lost his small bag. He told me, ‘Pay me for the cellphone, camera, gum, and lip balm you lost.’ In the end, the bag arrived at the police station and everything was still in the bag, but to even ask me to pay for gum and lip balm, he’s so petty!!!” Inoo: Ahhh, I wonder if they broke up! Hikaru: It seems like they broke up. Inoo: But that’s kind of, wouldn’t you hate it? Hikaru: Even asking for the gum, that’s petty Inoo: What would you do, Chinen, if someone said that to you? Chinen: Eh? Inoo: If you lost their bag, and they said that Chinen: I would pay for it. You mean, if someone said that to me, right? Inoo: Like say, you went somewhere with me, and I lost Chinen’s bag. And I said, “Compensate me for the cellphone, lip balm, camera!” Chinen: Eh? If Inoo-chan lost my bag, I would be the one saying that, right? Inoo: If I lost it...If I was taking care of Chinen’s bag and lost it. Chinen: So if you lost it, then I would be the one saying “Pay me for my things” right? Inoo: We’re having communication problems so let’s move on Tokimeki-merry-go-round-san from Chiba, 15 years old Inoo: “Konbanwahoi. I’m a girl in my 3rd year of middle school. Recently, I went to watch a movie with my sister. I was the only one who bought popcorn, but my younger sister said she wanted some. I gave her one, but she dropped it, so she asked me for one more. I got annoyed at her, so I said, ‘If you want to eat, pick it up.’” This person is petty. Hikaru/Chinen: That’s petty! Hikaru: Popcorn is really… Inoo: You can’t eat it all, can you? The two of them should share! Hikaru: Popcorn is fun because you can share it, isn’t it? Chinen: Big sister is really strict Hikaru: When I went to New York, I bought popcorn at the theater. Everyone drops popcorn everywhere, over the counters. Chinen: So you picked it up and ate it? Hikaru: No, I didn’t pick it up Ainana(??)-san from Osaka, 14 years old Hikaru: “After an argument with my mom and me versus my dad, my dad tried to make up with me by saying, ‘I’ll give you some money.’” Chinen: Ah, I’ll probably be won over by the money Yukamarushippo(?)-san from Fukushima Chinen: “My junior from work got married, so we all went out to celebrate. Everyone was saying, ‘Congratulations! Be happy!’ but a PMSing-single-senior was saying, ‘Life gets harder from now on. Guys like pursuing girls, don’t they? Be careful not to get cheated on!’ and ruined the celebratory mood. Seeing this senpai trying to ruin a kohai’s happiness just because she can’t get married herself, I thought she was so petty.” Hikaru: That’s very petty. She should celebrate together at times like this. Chinen: Right. Inoo: Hearing stories of a stranger’s pettiness...really, I couldn’t care less! Chinen: Doudemoiido! (in a chirpy voice) Tonight we will seduce you! Corner Hikaru: This is a corner where we seduce any object that suddenly appears before us with all our might, and have the listeners judge who was the best at seducing. Tonight, we have Chinen with us, and will have a 3-man competition! Chinen: Am I really doing this? Hikaru: You’re doing it. Please vote at the “Tonight we will seduce you!” banner on the homepage. Inoo: And we will play the winner’s request song. Inoo: Chinen, how is your confidence? Chinen: Honestly, I don’t have any confidence Inoo: Really? Chinen: Really. Because this is ad-lib. I can only do things that’s written in the script Inoo: Ahh. Chinen-san, what about seducing? Chinen: I’m not good at it! Inoo: Ahaha Hikaru: It seems we have mail. Sando-san from Osaka, 15 years old Hikaru: “Good job on your Sapporo performance. I was really looking forward to Chinen appearing on Rajira. Chinen-kun, you’re of course going to seduce too, right? I expect a really cool seduction from you, unlike the other two who always say perverted jokes.” Inoo: We don’t say perverted jokes! It’s the person who interprets it as a perverted joke, who is perverted! Hikaru: That’s right Yu-chan from Aichi, 15 years old Inoo: “I’m a girl in my 3rd year of middle school. I expect a cute, Chii-chan-like seduction from Chi-chan. Please stop Inoo-san’s consecutive wins!” Haha, she’s expecting a cute one. Chinen: Isn’t that hard? Inoo: She’s expecting a cute one from you~ Hikaru: Cutie-chan, come on!...Ohhh Inoo: What is this? A hard one again! Inoo/Hikaru: It’s a stethoscope Chinen: A stethoscope...um… Hikaru: It’s what doctors use Chinen: We’re seducing this? Inoo: We’re seducing this. Who’ll go first?.....Then should I go first? Everyone looks like they really don’t want to go, so I’ll go first. Since Chinen is here. Chinen: I’d like to see an example. I’ll copy you, so do it properly. Inoo: Tonight I, Inoo Kei, will seduce a stethoscope. “...What? You want to hear the voice of my heart? Ok, I got it. I’ll let you hear it...Eh? My heart is going doki-doki?... “If I let you touch my chest, of course my heart will go doki-doki.” Chinen: As soon as the object appears, you can pull something off right away. Inoo: Well today, since Chinen is here, I made it very compact, and easy to understand. Chinen: That’s amazing Inoo: Who wants to go next? Hikaru: Even though it’s me saying it, the person who goes earlier is less likely to run out of things to say. Inoo: What? Earlier, you really looked like you didn’t want to go first! Hikaru: Is it ok for me to go ahead? Chinen: It’s fine. I’ll think in the meantime Hikaru: Tonight I, Yaotome Hikaru, willl seduce a stethoscope. “Hey, since I’m not feeling well, could you listen to what’s going on in my body? Eh...wait, don’t touch that...A little lower...wait you’re touching it. Ah...ah...ah...yeah, the left side is my heart… “If you go further, I’ll get stimulated.” Inoo: Wait a minute. Does being in Hokkaido make you want to do something extreme? Last time we came to Hokkaido, you also did something extreme with the steering wheel. Is there something about Hokkaido that makes you want to be radical? Hikaru: Hahahaha Inoo: Chinen is here today, so stop being so radical Hikaru: Okay Chinen: Please stop Inoo: It’s Chinen’s turn Chinen: Okay...well I should just talk for the time being, right? Hikaru: Tonight Chinen Yuri will seduce a stethoscope Chinen: Today’s patient doesn’t see well. I wonder if they’ll be okay? I always feel worried. But, even though you always listen to the patients’ heartbeats… “I want to hear your heartbeat the most.” Inoo/Hikaru: Ohhhhhhh! Inoo: That was good! Hikaru: That was nice! Inoo: Chinen, you’re the winner! Hikaru: Everyone, applause! Inoo: It was good how at the end, you became a little manly. Hikaru: In the beginning, you were cute Inoo: Oh no! You were so good, Chinen. Yabu was so bad! Hikaru: And Yuto was really serious. I think this is the first time that a guest from Jump has a chance of winning. Inoo: Before we had Yabu-chan and Yuto as guests, but they both lost. This might be the first guest victory. Inoo: Chinen was so cute Hikaru: He was More Mail “Autumn-begins-the-wind-blows-to-Hikaru”-san from Fukuoka, 20 years old. Inoo: “Chinen-kun, konbanwahoi. Welcome to Rajira. I’m a girl in my 3rd year of college. You’re the 3rd member to guest after Yabu-kun and Yuto-kun. Please tell us a secret about Hikaru-kun and Inoo-chan that only you know.” Chinen: A secret? Inoo: Are there any you know? Something only you know. Well, it doesn’t have to be a secret. Chinen: But recently, I like to take pictures of people sleeping. And Inoo-chan was sleeping in the dressing room. Hikaru: Oh, I thought it was going to be me, I was shocked. Chinen: But I made a mistake, and before I took the picture, the camera made a noise, and Inoo-chan opened his eyes. And he saw me, and I guess he thought that I was taking a picture of him, so he closed his eyes again, and pretended to sleep with his mouth open. Inoo: Ahaha! Chinen takes too many pictures of me sleeping! During concerts, when I’m backstage, I often doze off in a chair. You know, I fall asleep quickly. Then I hear a “kasha!” noise and when I wake up, it’s usually Chinen taking a picture. Hikaru: But among the members, Inoo-chan gives off the feeling of being “off” the most when he’s sleeping. He really gives off a sleeping feeling. Remember, recently, Dai-chan and I played a joke on you? Inoo: That was the worst!! Hikaru: Inoo-chan was sleeping really vacantly with his mouth wide open. So we poured lemon juice in Inoo-chan’s mouth. We squirted about 3 lemons in his mouth, but Inoo-chan didn’t wake up. Inoo: I was sleeping and I thought I had some disease. I thought some liquid that shouldn’t be there was coming out of my mouth. I woke up in a panic and there was Hikaru and Dai-chan. I was pretty irritated. Hikaru: You were pretty annoyed Seduction corner results Chinen:....YES! Inoo/Hikaru: What? Chinen? Chinen won by a landslide. Hikaru: Chinen 76%, Inoo-chan 14%, I’m 10% Inoo: Wow Chinen-chan Chinen: Yes! I’m so happy Inoo: Well, this is how a guest should perform! Because listeners always listen to Hikaru and me, so when a guest comes, they should be super happy. I don’t know what happened with the other two who came before. Hikaru: What’s your request song, Chinen? Chinen: “My Baby Grand -Nukumori ga Hoshikute” by Zard. This is a song both Yabu and I love, and since Yabu couldn’t win last time and play his song, I decided to play a song both of us love. Hikaru: I see Inoo: Ah, you’re also thinking of Yabu’s feelings. Then please listen to it. Chinen: Zard’s “My Baby Grand~Nukumori ga Hoshikute” Mail from the members Hikaru: Now, we have a lot of mail from everyone. First we have, from “Filippo-Inzaghi”.This must be Yabu. “Zard is the best! Thank you for conveying my feelings through this song.” Next penname, “Me and Keito.” This must be Keito. Inoo: Penname? Hikaru: It seems like it’s his penname. “I want to be Inoo-kun and Chinen-kun’s stethoscope. My heart was beating really fast. I don’t want to hear what Hikaru-kun’s body’s sounds like.” I’ll beat him up! Inoo/Chinen: Hahahaha! Inoo: Who was that again? Hikaru: Keito. Inoo: Keito is funny Hikaru: Next is penname “Kariage-ichigo” (??)(t/n: kariage=close-cropped hair ) Inoo: Penname?! Hikaru: Everyone is writing with pennames. Well it’s their radio name, “Kariage-ichigo”. That must be Dai-chan. “Sorry for the lemon juice, Inoo-chan.” That’s a late apology. Inoo: That apology was too late Hikaru: Next, “Everyone-says-I’m-cool.” I guess this is Takaki? “I thought Inoo-chan’s seduction was the best.” Inoo: Ahhh, Takaki understands. He understands me. Hikaru: And I don’t know if Yuto is being mean, but he’s eating sushi right now, isn’t he? He’s talking a lot about sushi. Inoo: Stop that! I hate that! Hikaru: I hate it! Inoo: I’m definitely not reading his mail. Inoo: But we’re really grateful that they sent their mail. More mail Mijimomonana-san from Tochigi Hikaru: “Konbanwahoi. I’m a girl in my 3rd year of middle school who loves Jump. Recently I have dreams where I get chased by a murderer. I usually don’t have dreams so I remember it really clearly. What scares me the most is not being chased by a murderer, but that I tried to run away by doing a moonwalk.” Wow! Chinen: That’s amazing Inoo: I’m not sure if that’s scary or funny. Shinobuashi-san from Tokyo Inoo: “Konbanwahoi. Recently I had the chance to participate in a local radio program. I always used to laugh at Hikaru-kun’s stuttering while listening to Rajira, but when I participated, it was really hard. I realized Inoo-chan and Hikaru-kun are really amazing.” Hikaru: Right?! But that’s amazing she could appear on a radio program Inoo: The first time I ever appeared on radio was when I guested on Chinen’s radio. Chinen-san invited me specially as the guest. I was really super nervous back then. Chinen: Really? Inoo: Ahaha, yes I was. Kanakanatan-san from Kyoto Inoo: “Good job on your Sapporo performance. I’m a high school senior who loves Chinen-san (Chinen: I know). The other day I went to see “Samurai Hustle Returns.” Chinen-kun had a sexy scene and looked so cool on the big screen. I have a question. What was the hardest thing about filming the movie?” Chinen: Well this time, the sword fighting was a lot harsher than last time. It was hard to fight with everyone wearing heavy armor. And I have a long bow(?) so it was tough waving that around. Hikaru: Is it even bigger than Chinen? Chinen: It’s way bigger Inoo: But Chinen is the athletic one in Jump. so if he says it’s hard, it must be really hard. Hikaru: If Inoo-chan and I did, we would be crushed From Amisuke-san, 22 years old Hikaru: “I’m a Sapporo college girl who looks forward to Rajira every week. Chinen’s movie “Kin Medaru Otoko” is coming to theaters soon. If there’s any scene you really want us to focus on, please tell us. I’m going to tomorrow’s concert, I’m really looking forward to it.” Chinen: Well, there’s a scene where I do a bird-dance with Tsuchiya Tao-san. I really like that scene. Hikaru: A bird-dance? Chinen: It may sound like we’re fooling around, but it’s a scene where we dance very seriously. Inoo: You have a surprisingly number of dancing scenes, don’t you? When I saw the trailer, I was wondering what kind of weird dance you were doing Chinen: A kind of kabuki-like dance Inoo: You did Hikaru: You did all kinds of things, Chinen. Anjasshu’s Watabe-san told me the other day he really enjoyed it --- Inoo: From Maho-shoujo-tomatina-san from Tokyo. That’s great naming sense, for a 13 year old. “I’m a girl in my 2nd year of middle school. We changed seats at school. I ended up sitting next to a guy who listens to Rajira. The other day, we got sherbet in our school lunch, I asked him, ‘Seduce this.’ and he seduced it. ‘Hey Nacchan, nacchan. Don’t be so cold. This summer lets make sweet and bitter memories with me.’” Chinen: He’s in middle school? Isn’t his seducing better than Hikaru? Inoo: “All the fans who heard this were laughing, and this guy said, ‘Didn’t I lose to Inoo? But I beat Yaotome, didn’t I?’ What do Inoo-kun and Hikaru-kun who seduce every week think of this?” Hikaru: He’s better than me Inoo: Ahahah Hikaru: I can only make sounds like “Ah-ah-ah” Inoo: He’s above Hikaru and below Inoo Hikaru: That’s right Papa-to-nakayoshi-san from Kagoshima, 12 years old Hikaru: “I’m a girl in my 1st year of middle school who loves Ino-chan. On last week’s broadcast, you mentioned Dale Carnegie’s book “How to Win Friends and Influence People.” I was listening with my dad, and I said to myself, ‘I wish I bought that book.’ Then my dad said, ‘Oh.I have it.’ I got the book from my dad, and in spite of being an adolescent, I came to like my dad more. Thanks to Inoo-chan introducing the book, I became close to my dad.” Chinen: It’s a book that teaches you the know-hows of how to influence people? Inoo: Right, like a demon king. Hikaru: That’s not true! Inoo: It’s like a textbook, that tells you how to interact with people. Ending: Request for Chinen from a listener: Please say 3 gold-medal points about Inoo and Hikaru at super high-speed Chinen: Inoo-chan is good at saying random things. His hair is like a mushroom. He always looks sleepy. For Yaotome-san, there’s none. Hikaru: Hey! Chinen: I’m really sorry. Hikaru: You! Inoo: I guess Yaotome-san is only bronze medal. How was Rajira? Chinen: I want to appear again. Hikaru/Inoo: Come again. Inoo: It would be nice if the other members could come too Hikaru: I want Okamoto to come. I want to hear his seduction.

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Translation: Potato March 2016: Kei and Daiki Fan Art

Kei and Daiki comment on an adorable piece of fan art of them that was sent into the magazine! Enjoy, and please don’t repost without credit!

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#inoo kei #arioka daiki #inoodai

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#inoo kei #kawaii

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#inoo kei #arioka daiki #inoodai

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Translation: Potato February 2016: Inoo Kei’s Introduction to Architecture

In this corner, Inoo-chan will introduce you to his favourite buildings.

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#inoo kei #architecture

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#inoo kei #inoochan #kawaii

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#hey say jump #pretty

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Translation: With March 2016: Inoo Kei x Arioka Daiki

In this month’s edition of Kei and Daiki’s series, there’s a crosstalk, comments on their personal photos, comments on the location, and an extra story from behind the scenes. The theme this month is “be a shoes master” and as you can expect from these two, everything is silly, but sweet. I hope you enjoy it and please do not repost without credit!

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#inoo kei #arioka daiki #inoodai

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#inoo kei #inoochan #kawaii