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We started getting idiots waving russian flags in the cities. That's what it started like in Ukraine too. This is an important electoral year and we have an extremist pro-russia party coming to power.

#I am so fucking worried #seriously #fuck russia #romania

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“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

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guess who caused the trouble there? CEO David Zasla

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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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*opens my wallet and blood gushes out*

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I am trying to do lineart but I can't stop hiccuping :)

#it's annoying #seriously #like what the fuck just let me finish this piece

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Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

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sometimes you have a bad day and its not okay it's a shitty week and it is what it is, no need to try to make it positive

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It’s her again

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I will never get tired of how funny it is when people respond to the posts they don't like by turning it into blackout poetry. What sheer fucking splendour, grabbing something you loathe and then turning it into art as an expression of your utter disrespect and disregard of this person's stupid-ass opinions. It's not simply contempt, but an elaborate display of how little it matters to you.

What a way to show that you find this person so beneath your respect that you won't argue their stupid opinions, you won't even gracefully ignore them like you would politely and tactfully turn a blind eye to the embarrassing mishaps of some fool who doesn't know better. No, you choose to turn it into a plaything, making it your arts and crafts material.

The hilarious indignity of having someone pick up something you thought were bold and fine statements, the pinnacle of truth, and saying "this block of stupid text is as worthless as a rock, but allow me to carve it into art, so that it could perhaps be turned into something that possesses worth and beauty."

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The amount of struggle I've been putting up with in regards to:

1. Sending a damn email

and

2. Finishing a plan for an upcoming 5 part comic

is too damn high. I've sent the email last night, but I would have had so much more time stressing less if I did it earlier.

#seriously #sometimes I can't function #it's all related to dirt anxiety #and ocd #I guess #because if I want to work I want to eat and if I want to eat I want to clean the kitchen because house has animals in it #so I'm locked in

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Oh no! You did not do The Thing! Please pick an appropriate dialogue option:

A (dishonest): Shit, I'm sorry, I completely forgot to do The Thing.

B (honest): The idea of doing The Thing hovered above me in all my waking hours, becoming heavier and harder as time passed. The Thing mutated into a dark unkillable monster and the guilt associated with it became a disgusting veil, tainting the world every instance thoughts about The Thing entered my mind. I feared these thoughts and developed the habit of pushing them away but like beach balls in the ocean they would always resurface. In the end, when it was too late to do The Thing, the clouds cracked and drowned me in a shitstorm of my own design from which I now emerge in deep, deep shame.

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Pink Godzilla rocks ngl

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pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

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i hate the phrase 'none of these words are in the bible' because it's either true for Every word in the english language (the bible wasn't originally in english) or for None of them (i could translate the bible badly enough to contain any word at all)