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surely this is a good idea that doesn’t have the capacity to end real fuckin badly

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what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

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the main value of r+l=j is actually that it makes ned hot. like if jon was really just his kid he would be such a nothing man like this man doesn't look like anything to me. but if he's lyanna's kid ned is suddenly THE KING OF SECRETS and the most audacious man on earth. a secret targaryen baby? in your house?? your best bud is king bob noted targ baby killer? secret targaryen baby IN YOUR HOUSE? and you PULL IT OFF and no one ever finds out and the kid makes it to adulthood and NO ONE EVER FINDS OUT and you just take it to your fucking grave? insane! very sexy! like he and howland reed were like lets never tell anyone 👍 and then they just didn't. LF and varys GAGGED

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Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

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Medieval Scooby

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(Via @gwillowwilson at Twitter)

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No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

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80% of the ocean has not been explored. There could be a completed fic with perfect tags down there.

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Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

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It's so funny how kids who were only given the "girl" toys seemed to frequently develop the most maniacal imaginations. When I was little and I visited friends or family who were little girls they'd have their Barbies involved in ritual sacrifice or human trafficking. They'd have barbie's evil twin drive ken to suicide by poisoning his horse or some shit.

Action figures set up only the simplest kinds of violence, heroes and villains punching or shooting each other over doomsday plots. When you crave high stakes drama as all children do but your characters are all rich suburban women you kinda have no choice but to get pitch dark I think. The only kinds of villains that logically exist in that setting are just so much sicker and nastier than just doctor octopus or something.