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Im sure im not the first person to suggest this, but. Post the events of DBD where Crystal and the Boys bring Jenny Green along into the UK after her butcher shop exploded.

Crystal lives in the old flat that doubles as the Agency Headquarters, bc there ARE bedrooms but the boys hardly use them anyway. But Jenny isnt part of the Agency, and she wants her own space. She goes looking for a new job and flat and finds an advert for an employment+housing in this pub about an hour from the Agency, just outside of London.

The place is called the New Inn, though it's hardly new anymore. The proprietor was kind and warm over the phone, and he's even kinder and warmer in person. He says the pub is tribute to another, older relic of a building down the road, passed down from his great-grandfather, and he lives in one of the flats above, but there's another one available if she could also work full time. Most of his other employees were college kids, since he's a history professor. He'll even train her.

It's literally perfect, without being TOO perfect. Despite it's name, the New Inn is drafty and old, and the hours are long, hard, and the crowd was overwhelming. Her boss was kind, but not TOO kind, professional and understanding and fuck-he even gives her health insurance. Crystal and the boys pop over to see her all the time to ask her how she's doing and she tells them it's not good, but it's better, and she thinks it might be even better than the butcher shop than Townsend could ever afford to give her.

She's settling in so well, and Hob was really happy to see how much she liked it here. He could never bear to tell her he can see her talking to the ghosts who come visit here through the mirrors in the pub.

#dead boy detectives #hob gadling #sandman

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edwin needs control, it's in his blood, he stinks of control. it isnt necessarily a bad thing but he controls each situation, it's because in a sense he needs predictability. his first attempt at confession, him, clean and tidy, clearly desperate to make a good impression, gets taken away from him. the control is gone, he gives up. charles is the light in the dark, the predictability in the unpredictable, the face he knows, when he sees it, will save him, will make him smile, will comfort him. that face is home. and a vulnerable edwin, dirty, fearful and scared, on the step below his best friend admits his true feelings. no, he didn't have control, no, he didn't have the same air as the fresh earth and the damp abandoned office or the smell of salt. no, he just had charles, and that was enough to let himself free, and he knew he had a duty to tell him. if he didn't make it out, if charles predictability and control died, then at least he'd know.

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Bro does not understand the cheek heart 😭😭

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MORE DEAD BOY DETECTIVES INCORRECT QUOTES

im addicted to making these 🫶🏼

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Im low key obsessed with Edwin Payne now. Like his name is Pain it turns out his superpower is being a wet cat that can be tortured forever, he is the quintessential tragic twink who is in love with a straight boy but also he pulls. Like constantly the sluts LOVE his little Victorian ass.

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dude was so painfully awkwardly gay that every man and animal in the radar was falling for him

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imagine being a gay ghost boy with zero experience and yet three bitches are pining for you, two of them technically pets

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Completely smitten, down horrendous, lost to the rizz sauce. You open the dictionary to check the words "pathetic meow meow" and he is there.

Child of Bast and Desire. Prince of secrets and lust. Imprisoned in his little town away from prying eyes for the other Endless can never know.

But then a skinny British tease popped up and he had to be a DIVA

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nightmare blunt rotation

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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES | 1.08

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Pookies 👻🔎✨

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They’re babies!! I just finished watching the show and I can’t wait for the second season 😭😭😭😭

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My mind has been a blur lately but anyways here’s some more art I appear to have made

Edwin my beloved I too would go to hell for you

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In honour of Dead Boy Detectives, I can't wait for The Sandman to see my girl Wanda

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mutuals are asleep post charles angst wip

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Edwin your nerdy swag too great, your rizz is somehow too much, they’re gonna send you back to hell