indominusalex

[indominusalex]

When I'm a pastor and I open my eyes and the rapture happened when I was giving my sermon

[indominusalex]

John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

[indominusalex]

I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

[indominusalex]

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

[indominusalex]

you telling me all my money is going towards trans actions? hell yeah

[indominusalex]

cats have pointy ears that look like this ^. .^ and they hold them up all day long and they're so brave for that. we shouls all thank them for.their little triangle ears....

[indominusalex]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

#literally me today

[indominusalex]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[indominusalex]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[indominusalex]

Anybody want to play hangman with me? Here's the word: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[indominusalex]

open sims roleplay

‘Oh feebee lay…’

[indominusalex]

I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.

[indominusalex]

DERRY GIRLS (2018 - 2022) I 3.06

[indominusalex]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

[indominusalex]

they call me the epub downloader

#first name epub downloader #last name mobi converter

[indominusalex]

everything i like about people's behavior is human nature and everything i don't like about people's behavior is capitalist brainwashing. this political economy shit is easy

[indominusalex]

stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary