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the fact that arthur keeps calling back to that "someone not to fuck with" line is so funny to me. he got a semi compliment from someone objectively cooler than himself ONCE and he brings it up all the time. deeply embarassing. he fascinates me.

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Went back to the transcript of Part 1 for a relisten, the Wonderwall motif gets me every time. It's beautiful that he wrote Wonderwall for his dead daughter in the year 1933, which we all know is the year Wonderwall was written

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“You should go home because I am sick” is so funny because it is objectively a bad lie but believable in the sense that Jon absolutely WOULD say that in seriousness

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love that he kinda just fucks up sometimes

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reblog to immediately assault elias

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oh my god. i fucking forgot that distracting elias was a genuine method of making sure he doesn't spy on you. give him really complicated paperwork to make sure he doesn't use his eldritch monster powers. "don't worry guys i have a plan. [throws budgeting plans into the next room] GO FETCH"

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jon "i dont need a psychiatrist" sims

Pin-Eye au by @americanoddysey ! Read here!

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Haha. Hahaha.

[ID: Alternating excerpts from the transcripts of The Magnus Protocol episode 11 and The Magnus Archives episode 112 and 67.

1.

Gwen: I thought he was going to kill me!

Lena: But he didn’t, which means you’ve passed the first part of your probation. Congratulations. Did you scream?

2.

(Elias): congratulations. You’re doing a lot better than I expected.

Archivist: Feels like all I’ve managed to do is… not die.

Elias: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

3.

Gwen: I don’t understand.

Lena: Yes, you do.

Beat.

Gwen: But… why?

Lena: “Why” comes later. For now, it’s best you try to process the “what.” I’ll let you know when I have another liaison assignment for you.

4.

Archivist: So you obviously know how to stop it. You could just tell me!

Elias: I could. But I believe that if I did so, you would fail. The Stranger is antithetical to us.

[The Archivist sighs heavily]

5.

Gwen (defeated): I… Ok.

Gwen opens the door.

Lena: Oh, and Gwen?

Gwen: Yes?

Lena: Get some sleep. You look dreadful.

6.

Archivist: Of course, of course. Understood.

Elias: And for God’s sake, get some sleep.

End ID]

Thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the ID!

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For once, Elias minds his own damn buisness

Decription under cut

[Description: a four panel comic depicting Elias Bouchard and Not Sasha from Magnus Archives. Elias approaches a light skinned, blond haired not!Sasha.

Elias: Miss James? Why are you white now?

In the background there is an image of the original Sasha with dark skin and curly black hair tied up in a ponytail. Caption says "1 week ago"

Third panel shows a ghastly humanoid silhouette with eyes and teeth highlighted in white. The background full of static.

Elias turns and walks away while not!Sasha smirks.

Elias: Understandable, have a nice day.]

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young jonah magnus is if dorian gray in a different font

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stupid bastard man (affectionate).

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I hope Elias shows up as Gwen's completely zonked out fail uncle. I hope he smokes weed on audio & says shit like "far out, dude". I hope he does a fake out "Gwendolyn, your constant lack of results is a disgrace to the Bouchard name!" in the Jonah!Elias voice & then breaks down laughing "man could you fucking imagine" before taking another hit. I hope he drives her up the fucking wall.

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Make a confession, face your crush- Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never, but I thought it would be funny.

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I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

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it's been a hot minute since I've drawn the canon cast

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i bet sometime around s3 elias walked up to basira angrily, visible tears in his eyes and a fresh wound on his hand and went "your dog BIT ME." and basira went "?? i don't have a dog??" only for daisy to appear, traces of blood on her lips and a very proud expression on her face.

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this is a spider's world and we're just living in it

spider names:

and no Jon cannot actually tell them apart