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Jessie: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, Rowlets DON'T like it.
James : ...what happened?
Jessie: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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James : I made tea.
Jessie: I don't want tea.
James : I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Jessie: Then why did you tell me?
James : It's a conversation starter.
Jessie: It's a horrible conversation starter.
James : Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Meowth , watching the news: Someone tried to fight a Inkay at the aquarium today!
James: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the Inkay was being a dick.
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