incorrectportgatequotes
Incorrect Portgate Quotes
A tumblr dedicated to the fictional setting of Portgate and the OCs who occupy it run by, well, the person who came up with both. From random quotes from vines, tiktoks, and other places that capture the feel of the characters? To lore and general information about the town and its residents. To even perhaps the occasional bit of drawn or commissioned art of those characters? This is a dedicated space that is, well, dedicated to the dorks who dominate my brain probably far more than they should. All characters and the setting of Portgate are created by and own by Lonestarcelt unless otherwise explicitly stated.
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Someone: Do you have any acting experience
Shizuki: I acted like I was straight for 23 years
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Vardah: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy.
Parah: "I'm not going to sink to their level" I will. Coward
Shizuki: "I'm the bigger person." I'm 150cm tall. Give me the gun, bitch.
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Parah, about why she takes care of her teeth: I can't be missing a tooth and selling drugs. People these days hold drug dealers to a very high standard.
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Shizuki: Communists will make posts about how anarchists are violent luddites and anarchists will make posts about how communists are useless button-pushers and both people will live in, like, the same house and have gay sex about it.
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Vardah: If I look up in the night sky and see, like, a McDonald's ad I'm becoming a terrorist
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Fabian: If I killed someone would you tell on me?
Vardah: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you going to put the trash out or do I have to make a phone call?"
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Agent: Hey, is that a class three firearm?
Vardah: Are those level four plates?
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Someone: You sad, little, pervert
Vardah: I'm happy, big, and sexually normal
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Mal: People think because my ears are so unreasonably sensitive I must be able to "hear" them. This is false. I can hear the clock ticking though.
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Alex: I'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because I'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if I'm dumb about some other stuff. Hope that helps.
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Someone: What five things do you like in a girl?
Parah, after being scolded by Vardah and Shizuki: I was told that "each of my fingers" is too vulgar a response
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Shizuki: I think your mother doesn't approve of me
Vardah: Don't worry, she doesn't approve of me either
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Shizuki: What's for dinner?
Vardah: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise
Shizuki: Is it soup?
Vardah: I soup-pose it could be.
Shizuki: Stop
Vardah: Stoup what?
Shizuki: Saying soup puns.
Vardah: No. Vardah: Soup.
Shizuki, later: It was fucking tacos!
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Parah: I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work.
Parah: Anytime I had a problem and threw a Molotov cocktail? Boom. Right away I had a different problem.
Vardah: She makes a strong case.
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Archer: As us Brits are fond of saying "Try your best to hide your sadness"
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Scott: Please be nice to me...I live in America...Do you ever know what that does to a person?
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Scott: Anyone wanna get in an argument with me?
Alex: Ok. Cream cheese isn’t that good
Scott: I was kidding but you know what fuck you for real
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