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Germany: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Prussia: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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Japan: But what about America?

England: Don't worry about him.

England: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

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Germany: I have a new hoodie.

Italy: Wrong.

Italy: We have a new hoodie.

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Canada: I have a bad feeling about this...

America: What do you mean?

Canada: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

America: No?

Canada: That actually explains so much.

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America: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Italy: The cow??

America: What?

Germany: Italy, W H Y?

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Spain: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Romano: Yup.

Romano: Don't think you're special.

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Italy: Can we go to a haunted house?

Austria: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Italy: Wh-what?

Austria: Goodnight, Italy.

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France: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

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Japan: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Spain: Did Romano just tell me he loved me for the first time?

France: Yeah, he did.

Spain: And did I just do finger guns back?

France: Yeah, you did.

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Italy texting on Germany's phone: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!

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Finland: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Germany, pointing to the wall: What colour is this?

America: Gray.

Canada: Grey.

Germany, turning to Italy: Now tell them what colour you think it is.

Italy: Dark white.

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Canada: I have a problem.

America: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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America: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Canada: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from England.

America, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

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America: Canada gave me a get better soon card.

England: That's sweet!

America: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.

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France: Hey, Germany? Can I get some dating advice?

Germany: Just because I'm with Italy doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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