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Timo Meier, being hit against the boards: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids... A dog... Nate Bastian: Literally none of that is true, Timo. Timo: Okay, but I'm sexy! That's gotta count for something, right?

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Ondrej Palat, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles. Curtis Lazar: Fine! Then I'll be Jake- Pally, under his breath: Don’t say Jortles. Curtis: Jortles! And I work at the Molotov cocktail department.

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Dawson Mercer, texting the team group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick! Kevin Bahl: Moose tracks is good! Jack Hughes: What the fuck is that!? Bahl: How dare you insult moose tracks? Jack: No. No, no, not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor, but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui oui! Would you like chocolate flavour or vanilla flavour?" Dawson: ...What? Jack: I don't get it! Why add the extra u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!? Dawson: You done now? Jack: Yeah, okay. Bahl: Jack: ...Can I have the mint chocolate chip flavour?

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Alex Holtz, whispering to the camera: We always used to do the Wordle rather than take notes during film study. Holtzy: To stop us, Coach would threaten to tell us the answer if we didn’t pay attention.

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Dougie Hamilton, watching the team as they practice: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier. Brendan Smith, skating by him: That's what any god probably thinks about me!

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John Marino, preparing for locker clean-out day: Big day today, Luke. Johnny, holding up two shirts: Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Luke Hughes, after careful consideration: Mustard – looks less like blood.

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Timo Meier: Good morning! Nico Hischier: Is it? Is it really?

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Jesper Bratt: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you. Jack Hughes: Aww, thanks— Bratt: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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Dawson Mercer: Are you trying to seduce me? Alex Holtz: Why, are you seducible?

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Brendan Smith, gesturing to a Ranger after being boarded: Kill him! Dawson Mercer, gloves already off: This is the kind of quality advice I look for!

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John Marino, just before puck drop: Any advice before I fight? Kevin Bahl, slapping him on the back: Don't wet yourself in public. Johnny: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!

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Curtis Lazar, screaming at the Rangers bench before the game: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUTS! Kurtis MacDermid: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Curtis: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask - Curtis, screaming at the Rangers bench again: Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitches? Dermy, facepalming: ...Somehow that's worse.

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[Dougie is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book to a group of children] Jack Hughes, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that? Dougie Hamilton: Well, Emily's love for him grew, and so did he. Jack: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh? Dougie, slamming the book shut: YOU'RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?

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Dawson Mercer: So, don't panic, but one of us is possessed by an owl. Simon Nemec: ... Santeri Hatakka: ... Luke Hughes: ... Alex Holtz: ...Who? Dawson: That's the thing, we don't - The rest of the team: [turn to stare at Holtzy]

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Nico Hischier: I like your new pants! Jesper Bratt: Thanks, they were 50% off! Nico, winking: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. Bratt: The store can't just give away clothes for free. Nico: That's... not what I meant... Bratt: That's a terrible way to run a business, Nico.

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Nico Hischier, entering the locker room: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here! Jonas Siegenthaler: Oh, buddy... Nico, already sobbing: ASK.

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Kaapo Kahkonen: I warned you. Kaapo: I'm perfect.

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