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Rolo: Am I in trouble? Lelouch: Take a guess. Rolo: No? Lelouch: Take another guess.

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Suzaku: *yawns* Lelouch: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Suzaku: Then you must be exhausted. Rivalz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Kallen: We are not terrorists. Lelouch: No? You've succeeded in terrifying me.

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post resurrection, Kallen just walks into Lelouch in the very fancy bath available in Nunnally's manor Lelouch: You know you're getting weirder. Kallen: You and I are very different. Lelouch: I would agree, although, again, I'm in a bath at the moment... Cut to it, I think, I was really working on something. Kallen: I didn't think you were, uh, so meek. Anyway, I still plan to honor your request, but, um... I want you to know that you are like a weird sorta sibling to me. Now I had an older brother, and we fought constantly, so I expect to do that with you. Lelouch: I'd hope so. Kallen: I'm glad I have you around still. Lelouch: Me as well, I-- I like this family, I'd like to keep it. Kallen: Don't say another word. (turns around and leaves) Suzaku: (bursts out of the bath as soon as she is gone) Ugh! I thought she'd never leave!

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Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Lelouch’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Milly, after an ill-advised student council icebreaker party

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early morning Milly: (runs into Lelouch’s room and turns on the light and radio at full blast, camera recording) Wake up sleepyhead! Lelouch: (wakes up) Milly! Milly: (cackles) Suzaku: (sits up from where he was sleeping behind Lelouch) What the fuck, Milly? Milly: (covers mouth with hand and runs out giggling in shock)

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Lelouch: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Lelouch: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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“Hopefully they’ll treat me better than Mussolini.”

~Lelouch to Nunnally after being stabbed

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“It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body.”

~Lelouch

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Millie: I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.

Lelouch: Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the campus again this year.

Millie: Yes. Several students have requested it.

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“Tamaki just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!”

~Lelouch, commenting on his day to C.C.

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Rivalz: Where can I buy a girlfriend?

Lelouch: On eBAE

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“It’s only a matter of time before one of them kills the other.”

~Euphie talking about Lelouch and Clovis

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Suzaku: There's a wizard in this closet, isn't there? ISN'T THERE?

Lelouch: What? No!

Suzaku: You're telling me that there is not a wizard in this closet. You're telling me that if I open this door right now-

Lelouch: Fine! Open it!

Suzaku, opens door: An invisible wizard! REALLY, Lelouch?

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Lelouch: Ugh, look I'm not gonna-

Millie: DO IT!

Lelouch: I'm Lelouch and I was wrong, I'm singing the Lelouch wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance, now here's my remorseful dance!

Millie: DO THE KICKS!!

Lelouch: Egh-Ugh-Urgh

Millie: JAZZIER!!

Lelouch: Egh-Ugh-Urgh

Arthur, running off in the distance with the zero mask: Meeooow~

Lelouch, running off: HEY!! GIMME THAT!!

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“Oh, I’ll hold my horses. I’ll hold them...you monster.”

~Suzaku @ Lelouch during r2

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“Pain is hilarious!”

~Lelouch having one of his mental breakdowns in r2

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