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mark: i wasn’t that drunk last night…

val: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said i was important.

mark: because you are…

#a chorus line #media : n / a #valerie clark #mark anthony #mark (a chorus line) #val (a chorus line)

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cassie: wait, zach!

zach: i can't hear you, i'm angry.

#a chorus line #media : magic funhouse #cassie ferguson #zach #zach (a chorus line) #cassie (a chorus line)

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zach, @ the whole cast: THE HELL KIND OF A SHOW WAS THAT?

larry: well somebody's a salty shrimp today.

#a chorus line #media : magic funhouse #zach #larry #zach (a chorus line) #larry (a chorus line)

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zach: get your priorities straight!

greg: listen, my priorities are going to be gay as hell.

#a chorus line #media : tumblr #zach (a chorus line) #zach #gregory gardens #greg (a chorus line)

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diana: my emotions are like fine wine.

cassie: why’s that?

diana: they stay bottled for years to come and can kill if opened incorrectly.

#a chorus line #media : n / a #cassie ferguson #diana morales #cassie (a chorus line) #diana (a chorus line)

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everyone at the audition: i have not been performing that much. at all. in the past two years.

#a chorus line #media : ali wong's hard knock wife

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val: and all those people who said i couldn't make it... well, fuck you! i did! i proved everyone wrong.

#ok this one is a lil sad bt thts ok #a chorus line #media : i tonya #valerie clark #val (a chorus line)

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bobby: these stairs are homophobic.

mike: why?

bobby: i'm gay and they're inconveniencing me.

#a chorus line #media : n / a #bobby mills #mike costa #mike (a chorus line) #bobby (a chorus line)

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bobby: go fuck yourself.

val: fuck me yourself, you coward.

#ok yes i know hes gay bt val isnt great at comebacks we know this #a chorus line #valerie clark #val (a chorus line) #bobby mills #bobby (a chorus line) #media : n / a

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mark: have you ever been handcuffed before?

val: oh absolutely, countless times.

mark: for what crimes, exactly?

val: wait, you meant handcuffed by law enforcement?

mark: yes, what did you think I mea–

mark: oh.

#a chorus line #media : teen wolf #valerie clark #mark anthony #mark (a chorus line) #val (a chorus line)

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diana: if i feel an emotion one more time i'm gonna snap.

#a chorus line #media : tumblr #diana morales #diana (a chorus line)

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mark: can you imagine like, getting paid for being cute?

val: oh, you would be so rich.

mark: what?

val: what?

#a chorus line #media : n / a #mark anthony #valerie clark #val (a chorus line) #mark (a chorus line)

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sheila: i give out a vibe right away of like, "do not fuck with me."

paul: my vibe is more like "you could pour soup into my lap and i'd apologize to you."

#a chorus line #media : john mulaney #paul san marco #paul (a chorus line) #sheila bryant #sheila (a chorus line)

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sheila: i just wanna talk shit in peace, okay?

#a chorus line #media : tumblr #sheila bryant #sheila (a chorus line)

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mike: i can't believe you and val broke the bed last night.

richie: it must have been wild.

mark: haha... yeah...

- last night -

mark: bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

val: try me.

#a chorus line #media : tumblr #mike costa #mike (a chorus line) #richie walters #richie (a chorus line) #mark anthony #mark (a chorus line) #valerie clark #val (a chorus line)

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zach, to cassie: i'm literally begging you to get your shit together right now.

#a chorus line #media : n / a #cassie ferguson #cassie (a chorus line) #zach (a chorus line) #zach

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bobby: mark doesn't want to seem gay by kissing a boy...

mark: no, if i didn't want to kiss you it'd be because you hurt my feelings.

bobby: that's even gayer.

#media : big mouth #a chorus line #bobby mills #bobby (a chorus line) #mark anthony #mark (a chorus line)