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Bastille: What are you doing here?

Alcatraz, who just broke three Alivend and then woke her up from a coma: Why can you never just say thanks?

(Source: BBC Merlin)

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I gave her my deluxe I'll-Kill-You-Later stare.

Bastille Dartmoor [about Shasta]

#original: percy jackson

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Alcatraz: Have we been doing diplomacy this whole time?

Bastille: You know, I think we have.

#source: thrilling intent #submission

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Bastille: Actually, you’re the King of Mokia now.

Alcatraz: Oh. Oh bummer.

#original: thrilling intent #submission #alcatraz smedry #alcatraz versus the evil librarians #bastille dartmoor #circa The Shattered Lens #this honestly isn't as funny unless you know the context of the original quote #but I like it #theladyholmes

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Alcatraz: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Draulin: No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #alcatraz smedry #draulin dartmoor #alcatraz versus the evil librarians #Alcatraz Vs The Evil Librarians

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I want to stay here because of you, because I love you…I think. No, I’m pretty sure. Yeah, I love you. Ugh, that’s embarrassing.

Bastille [to Alcatraz] (via cxnfractus)

#source: the good place #WHICH IS A FANTASTIC SHOW YES #bastille dartmoor

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I still don’t know what this meme is called, but I love it

#not a quote #please support my meme image

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Bastille: Do you ever think before you speak?

Alcatraz: Do I ever what before I what now

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I think we need to go full shenanigans.

Alcatraz Smedry

#original: thrilling intent #alcatraz smedry #alcatraz versus the evil librarians #Alcatraz Vs The Evil Librarians

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Bastille: Alcatraz, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Alcatraz: Not until 4

#source: spongebob #I actually didn't know where this quote came from bc I never watched spongebob lol

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Sing: *walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium*

Alcatraz: What did you think a tiger shark was, Sing?

#alcatraz smedry #alcatraz versus the evil librarians #Alcatraz Vs The Evil Librarians #sing sing smedry #source: twitter

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Bastille, internally: Alcatraz stopped talking, he wants you to respond, say something

Bastille: I wasn’t thinking about killing you

Alcatraz: Aww, thank you

Bastille, internally: Nailed it

#source: 50% off #alcatraz smedry #bastille dartmoor #alcatraz versus the evil librarians #Alcatraz Vs The Evil Librarians

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Bastille: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.

Alcatraz: That’s what you do?

Bastille: Me? Oh, no. My strength is no illusion. I can demolish you.

#source: orange is the new black #bastille dartmoor #alcatraz smedry #alcatraz versus the evil librarians

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Attica: What a great article. Couldn't have been better.

Alcatraz: They spelled my name wrong.

Bastille: They didn't mention me at all.

Attica: Well, in all the essentials, I mean.

#original: Lockwood and co #Attica smedry #alcatraz smedry #bastille dartmoor #alcatraz vs the evil librarians

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Alcatraz: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Bastille: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.

#alcatraz smedry #bastille dartmoor #alcatraz versus the evil librarians #Alcatraz Vs The Evil Librarians #original: twitter

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Alcatraz: But who can I trust?

Sing: Yourself?

Alcatraz: No. No. I’m unreliable.

#original: orange is the new black #alcatraz smedry #alcatraz versus the evil librarians #Alcatraz Vs The Evil Librarians #sing sing smedry

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(Bastille is mad at Alcatraz)

Alcatraz: What should I do?

Himalaya: Just tell her the three words every woman wants to hear: "I was wrong."

#himalaya smedry #alcatraz smedry #headcanon that himalaya is the source of all relationship advice #original: suite life of zack and cody