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Tang Mo: If you were in a hurry, you could have killed me in the cornfield.

Bai Ruoyao: We’d only just met. I’m a psychopath, I’m not rude

#teio #the earth is online #bai ruoyao #tang mo #incorrect teio #source: doctor who

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Tang Mo: I’m not gonna die before I cop a feel!

#teio #the earth is online #tang mo #incorrect teio #source: chainsaw man

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Bai Ruoyao: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Fu Wenduo does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Mu Huixue: If Fu Wenduo were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Fu Wenduo jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Bai Ruoyao: You jump off a cliff!

Mu Huixue: Gladly. Provided Fu Wenduo did first.

#teio #the earth is online #incorrect teio #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Fu Wenduo: Hey, I’ve seen worse.

Tang Mo: Really!?

Fu Wenduo: No. We are most definitely fucked.

#teio #the earth is online #fu wenduo has seen some shit in his army days...nothing that could prepare him for the tower tho

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[at the New Year’s eve party]

Tang Mo, raising their glass: I would like to offer a toast.

Tang Mo: I cannot believe already gone through another twelve months of absolute fuckery.

Tang Mo: Cheers, boys.

#teio #the earth is online #tang mo

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Bai Ruoyao: The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!

Tang Mo: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.

#teio #the earth is online #tang mo #bai ruoyao #man why they fit so many incorrect quotes #source: words of radiance

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Tang Mo, at some point in the future: Ten years ago today, I married Bai Ruoyao.

Tang Mo: Fu Wenduo is still really angry about it, but Bai Ruoyao and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

#teio #the earth is online #your doses of baitaing coming from your truly as usual

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Fu Wenduo, stroking Tang Mo's head: You’re so tiny and adorable.

Tang Mo, half asleep: I could kick your ass right now.

Fu Wenduo, looking at Tang Mo with heart eyes: I know.

#teio #the earth is online #tang mo #fu wenduo #i mean we all know tang mo would never win against fu wenduo but there are not many people who can match with fu wenduo #tang mo can let him enjoy the feeling

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Tang Mo, drunk: [points at Fu Wenduo] That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Mu Huixue: Your husband, Tang Mo.

Tang Mo: My husband! Even better!

#teio #incorrect teio #the earth is online #source: hotel transylvania 2 #tang mo #mu huixue #post canon fu wenduo and tang mo would marry change my mind

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Tang Mo: I googled ‘I hate Bai Ruoyao’ and got over a thousand results.

#teio #the earth is online #tang mo #source: days of our lives

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Bai Ruoyao: An outsider might be tempted to say that it sucks to be me, but that’s a common mistake.

Bai Ruoyao: It’s AWESOME being me! What sucks is everything AROUND me!

#teio #the earth is online #bai ruoyao

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Bai Ruoyao, storming in: Your husband is bonkers!

Fu Wenduo: Yeah, but he’s cute.

#teio #the earth is online #fu wenduo #bai ruoyao #source: grey's anatomy

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Bai Ruoyao: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Tang Mo: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

#teio #tang mo #bai ruoyao #the earth is online

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Fu Wenduo: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Tang Mo: What?

Fu Wenduo: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

#teio #the earth is online #fu wenduo #tang mo

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Tang Mo: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Fu Wenduo: Okay.

Tang Mo: And make out during the scary parts.

Fu Wenduo: Th-

Fu Wenduo: The scary parts.

Fu Wenduo: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

#teio #the earth is online #tang mo #fu wenduo #post book tang mo and fu wenduo would be unsufferable let's be real

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Bai Ruoyao: Tang Mo, you’re the only one that understands me.

Tang Mo: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.

#the earth is online #teio

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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Luo Fengcheng: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Tang Mo & Fu Wenduo: Did she win?

#teio #the earth is online #incorrect teio