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markus: okay, so. what should we do now ? we have some time to kill.

connor, still trying to be flirty: w-what.. who are we even going to kill ?

#source: twitter user NOTVIKING #dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200

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markus: oh my god, a dog

markus, to dog: hello, sir. my husband sends his regards. he’s a big fan

#dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200 #markus shakes the paw of every dog bc he promised connor he would

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connor: you guys have no idea what i’m capable of

markus: i don’t want to be rude but it feels as though i’m being threatened by a cupcake

#source: incorrect ryan and shane #idk where the original came from #dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200

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markus: what would you say is your weakness ?

connor: those eyes

[making out ensues]

#source: berkeleymews.com #dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200

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markus, frantic: DID ANYONE SEE MY HUSBAND !!! if you see connor please let me know !! he STOLE SOMETHING FROM ME !!

deviants: ???!

north: what

markus, shaking north by the shoulders: HE STOLE MY HEART

north: i regret

#dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200 #north #source: facebook user samson souza #before any ho jacks this post imma change up names right quick

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markus: excuse me north that is my emotional support deviant hunter can you not threaten his life or maim him in any way

#dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #north #markus rk200

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Ii was looking at kinda older posts and found an anon saying you should live with yours tits out, but i guess you cant do that anymore so like, de tit yourself i guess

tumblr can suck my dick. carpe pectum, c’est la tit, vive la dick. some other fuckin iteration with “tit” or “cock” or whatever in it

#mod babbles

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Happy birth!

thank u

#happy birth to u too whenever that is #mod babbles #idk what to do when people with me a happy birthday

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wait is it your bday cuz then that means we share the same bday and I’ll scream

it was my birthday. happy cap season and many happy returns to you, matey !!

#mod babbles #😔

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connor, doing 1 decidedly not very Deviant Hunter Thing:

connor: Markus ???

markus: good job connor

connor:

#dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200

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connor: im gay so like. im bad with maths

markus: ¿¿ that doesn’t add up ??

connor: exactly.

#dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200 #source: me n the loml

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[3 A.M. at Jericho]

connor, thru internal comms: hey markus

markus, thru internal comms: hey beautiful

north, highjacking their convo:

#dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200

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simon: i hope this new year we achieve all the things we want ✨✨

north: ✨😌 passing this good karma 😌✨

markus: north why did you just give your gun to connor

connor: ✨✨thank you for the good karma✨✨

#dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200 #i don’t know either but happy new year

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markus: connor could, like, get it*

(it*: a relationship built on trust, understanding, mutual respect, and love.)

#source: tumblr user hashtagdion #dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200

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connor: Catch These Hands, Markus!

markus: !!!!

connor: with your hands

connor: we’re holding hands now

markus: this is nice

#source: tumblr user playingthegameoflife #dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200 #no one cares but im old today #old-er at least #im 60 🤧

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connor: h

markus: the paleness of his skin begs for me to taint it with the reds, oranges, and blues of my sins. he moves so quietly, so seamlessly against the backdrop of the ugliest realities that no one can see him, my marks on his body like targets for i and i alone. he smiles and suddenly my life is filled with a sudden burst of light not unlike a red flare, daring me to come look, to come find—

north: oh my god his tumblr system’s on again. josh go turn it off

#i do see the irony #but yall KNOW markus would be the unberable artsy boy that tumblr know and love #dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200 #north

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connor: you ever wonder what your future husband is doing ?

markus and hank, at the same time: what are you doing ?

north, whispering to connor: i bet 50 on the bear

simon, whispering back: 50 on jesus

#they would bet on markus trying to get even with lt anderson #markus vs hank is THE boxing match of the century #connor is one of those ladies who strut around the ring in tiny shorts with the round placard #dbh #connor #markus #connormarkus #conkus #detroit become human #rk1000 #marcon #connor rk800 #markus rk200 #north #hank anderson #simon