incorrect-hilda-quotes

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Kaisa: I hate you .

Anders : But I have such a cute face.

Kaisa: I want to fucking punch it with a baseball bat .

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Hilda: Hey.

Frida: *pissed off* You… complete …ARSE, Hilda! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Kaisa: We have a kid....WE HAVE A KID!

Johanna: Yeah and she needs to be changed.

Kaisa: Oh no I forgot that I.....I need to take Hilda to the Library for.....A reading class.

Hilda: Wait.....no.

Kaisa: Yes you do :).

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

*Victoria busts info Raven Scout Hall*

Victoria: HONEY WE HAVE A PROBLEM. *running up to raven leader*

Hilda: WAIT WAIT Victoria and Raven Leader are.........HOLY FUCK.....is no one straight around here??????

Frida: Hilda your not Straight .

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Victoria: I don't follow noones rules.

Raven Leader: ....... Victoria Take out the trash.

Victoria.:.....Ok

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Johanna: Who will oppose me.

Kaisa: *stands up*

Johanna: Sit down.

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Kaisa : *Stands in trash can.*

Bell Keeper : Kaisa , not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Bell Keeper : We should be partners.

Anders : You mean like, partners in crime?

Bell Keeper : Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Victoria : I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Raven Leader : Okay, can you do the dishes?

Victoria : No!

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Bell keeper: I’ve got a problem

Kaisa: Is it an ‘I need help to bury the body’ problem or an ‘I think I like him’ problem?

Bell keeper: I think I like him

Kaisa: Shame. I could have actually helped with the first one

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Victoria : Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Raven Leader periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Victoria : It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Victoria : Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Raven Leader : You shouldn't be using a straw.

Victoria : I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Raven Leader : Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

(playing with the Incorrect Quote Generator again)

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

[on a nature hike]

Johanna: it’s so beautiful out here

Frida: and quiet

Johanna: too quiet

Frida: did we lose someone?

[cut to Kaisa and Hilda running from a wolf]

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Frida : I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Hilda: Mine just says "Hilda no."

Frida : I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

#jetcat

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Johanna: So...there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you-

Kaisa: FINALLY - you’re proposing!

Johanna: wh- how did you know??

Kaisa: honey, you’d dropped the ring about five times over dinner

Kaisa: At one point I picked it up...

[incorrect-hilda-quotes]

Hilda: I ate Grass once it Tasted like Grass.

#jetcat 14