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Goncharov: "I think we have to kill this guy, [Ice Pick Joe]"

Ice Pick Joe: "Crikey"

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Goncharov, to Andrey: "Where does, and I mean this as a compliment, the most fuckable twink I've ever seen in my life get off on telling me how to manage my T level? [Are you] speaking from experience?!"

Andrey:

😳😳😳

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Goncharov: Please, It's Christmas.

Katya: It's December 10th!

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Goncharov: Keep the change you filthy animal.

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Andrey: Truth or Dare?

Goncharov: Truth.

Andrey: How many hours have you slept this week?

Goncharov:

Goncharov: Dare.

Andrey: Go to bed.

Goncharov: I don't like this game

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Sofia: *about Goncharov and Andrey* They make a cute couple, huh? Katya: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Goncharov: What does “take out” mean? Andrey: Food. Sofia: Dating. Ice Pick Joe: Murder. Katya: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Sofia: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Andrey: Several traffic violations. Katya: Three counts of resisting arrest. Goncharov: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ice Pick Joe: Also, that’s not our car.

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Katya: Damn, the power went out. Ice Pick Joe: Don’t worry, I got this. Ice Pick Joe: *stomps foot* Katya: What-? Ice Pick Joe: *Sketchers light up*

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Andrey, skipping rocks on a lake with Goncharov: It’s such a beautiful evening. Goncharov: Yeah, it is. Goncharov: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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Katya: You have Crayons? Ice Pick Joe: Yes, I have— Katya: You're— how old are you? Ice Pick Joe: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Andrey: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Mario: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!

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Ice Pick Joe: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

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Goncharov: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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Andrey: bro oh my god … vanilla extract

Andrey: vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential

Andrey: no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract

Ice Pick Joe: I chugged a gallon of vanilla extract once. It was alright.

(credit to curseworm)

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Sofia: 'I can fix her,' this. 'I can make her worse,' that. Pathetic.

Sofia: I can love her so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.

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