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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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[predebut]
woobin: [washing his hands]
taeyoung: [cups hands until water overflows]
taeyoung: this situation is getting out of hand
woobin: ......
woobin: i hope we don't debut together
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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seongmin: i prevented a murder today
serim: really?! that's amazing! how'd you do it?
seongmin: self-control
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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*hyeongjun's birthday*
minhee : i got u a present!! [minhee hugs hyeongjun]
hyeongjun : i love it
minhee : huh?
hyeongjun: you said that you're gonna give me yourself as a present
minhee : oh, that was just a joke? I'm not the present.
hyeongjun : ...
minhee : HYEONGJUN ARE YOU CRYING??
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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jungmo : "i'm the third eldest in cravity you know what that means.."
taeyoung : ??
jungmo : "it means that if there's a big earthquake that wipes those two out then i'm the leader."
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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serim : "This is nice, I already feel so relaxed."
woobin : "yeah, we haven't even gotten there yet and I already feel so tranquil."
minhee : "It's cause youngtae is not here."
serim :
woobin : "You tell us this NOW??"
serim : "I THOUGHT WE WANTED TO GO AND RELAX"
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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serim : [upset] i hate you guys i'm never talking to y'all ever again!
serim : [5 minutes later, kissing each member's foreheads] goodnight seongmin, goodnight minhee, goodnight woobin, goodnight youngtae, goodnight hyeongjun, goodnight allen, goodnight jungmo, goodnight wonjin
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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woobin : i haven't spoken to that person in 10 years, what they did was unforgivable.
jungmo : what did they do?
woobin : something REALLY bad.
jungmo : you don't even remember do you?
woobin :
woobin : they know what they did.
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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HAPPY WOOBIN DAYYYY
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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serim : do you have any shaving cream?
woobin : no, i don't like the way it tastes
serim : wait, you eat shaving cream?
woobin : no, why would i eat it if i don't
like the way it tastes?
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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jungmo: [flirts with minhee for years]
minhee: [flirts back one day]
jungmo:
minhee:
jungmo:
minhee: aren't you going to say anything?
jungmo : [panicking] i don't know i didn't think i'd get this far
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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allen : remember guys, make your last year in school memorable.
hyeongjun: But how, hyung?
allen : skip a few classes, go to the movies, pull some pranks, makeout with someone behind the library-
serim : ALLEN FROM NOW ON YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO THE KIDS IF I'M NOT AROUND
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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serim: if you took a shot for everytime you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
woobin: maybe a bit tipsy?
allen: drunk.
wonjin: wasted.
minhee: dead.
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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jungmo : 'sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired'!
jungmo : everybody should say 'sleepy' instead of tired'
allen : i am so sleepy of your shit
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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wonjin : you remind me of the ocean.
seongmin : the ocean? why?
wonjin : you're salty and some people are scared of you.
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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minhee : [driving]hey look, that's my ex-boyfriend's house!
seongmin : that's... my house though?
minhee : exactly!
minhee : [pulls out a ring]
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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hyeongjun : [learning english] what are friends with benefits?
allen : um... a very special type of friends...
hyeongjun : so.... like us?
allen : [chokes]
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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[therapy session]
allen : i have a fear of the backstreet boys..
therapist : tell me why
allen : [screams]
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