My body is perfection, you crone!
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I think she's crazier than a serial killer on bath salts, but so what?
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Sorry to interrupt, sad Breakfast Club.
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I want to be a role model for all people. Even the ones who need makeup really badly.
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The answer is a double cherry on top 'no.'
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Some people say it's retro, I'd say it's eternal and iconic.
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Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.
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Is being the gay best friend still a thing?
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You and Uncle Claudius are pig-people, and you should live amongst the pigs.
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So you stuttering sapheads were too dim to exercise your own rights AND you've got the combined vocabulary of a baked potato.
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But i'm alive, and i'm begging you, for once in your life, be honest with me. Care about me more.
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River Vixen practice starts in 5 minutes, sluts!
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I'm granting you one wish, Archie. Nothing is off the table. Except for my body.
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I'm in the mood for some hell-raising. Toodles!
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